I should be on Island Time right now.

They say no man is an island.

Well, let me tell you something. I was born for island living.

I like to drink, smoke my cigars, and sleep under my favorite hat.

That's my idea of a good time.

Island living isn't for everyone, especially the guys at OPS.

You would think as former military that I would fit right in.

But unlike them, I don't take great pleasure in rescuing the girl, taking out baddies, or saving the world.

That's not what Island Time is about.

All I need is a woman in my bed and a drink in my hand.

I just didn't realize what I was getting myself into when I brought this particular woman home.