A bad play shouldn't cause a media meltdown but I'm Kyle Bosco and I'm a competitive jerk. So of course I couldn't just shut up.

Now I must atone for my comments. Somehow that includes working at a daycare with seven year old Piper who thinks I'm her best friend. But Piper is not the one who has me tied up in knots. That job is reserved for Harper Wallace- her mother.

Harper is fierce, combative, and an irresistibly gorgeous single mom.

If hating me were a sport, shed be MVP. For reasons I cant tell you, shes completely off limits so I obviously should stay away.

But hear me out?

Im a competitive jerk. I'm not the guy that rides the bench. I'd rather go down swinging and foul out than not play at all.