19. Kyle

Me: WTF, man?

JJ: Huh?

Me: Seems like you gave me a lot of half stories with Harper.

JJ: What did she say?

Me: Not a lot but I can’t believe you’re taking her money.

Me: GIF of a dog shaking his head.

JJ: It’s not that simple.

Me: Seems pretty fucking simple.

JJ: Not answering my calls anymore?

Me: Picture of Sam building a Lego set.

JJ: You’re hanging out at her place now????

Me: Sam asked me to stay for dinner.

JJ: I wish he’d ask me to stay. I’ll explain everything next week when you’re here.

Me: Damn, how is it almost Thanksgiving already?

Bambi added Dragon to Baseball Bros

Bambi: I have a plan for Zara’s party

New Guy: I’m scared.

Me: You’re not even here.

New Guy: Yeah, unlike you, I didn’t bail on our Tahiti trip.

Me: Like Miller would let me leave Little Fingers

Dumpty: GIF of a crowd chanting bullshit

Angel Boy: Yeah, sure, blame Miller. You’re so oblivious to your own obsession.

New Guy: Wait. What did I miss?

Dumpty: Our own little Streaks has his first crush.

Me: Photo of me flipping off the camera

Me: I’m helping out Harper and her kids. Nothing more.

Angel Boy: Replied to GIF of Crowd chanting bullshit THIS

Dragon: Stop adding me to this nonsense

Dragon left Baseball Bros

Bambi added Dragon to Baseball Bros

Bambi: This is a karaoke idea, not nonsense.

Dragon: And in what world do you think I’m doing karaoke?

Dragon left Baseball Bros

Me: Did you really think he’d sing or dance with you?

Bambi: He did when I proposed.

Dumpty: Dude you can’t see a difference?

Me: I’m in for any karaoke plan.

Angel Boy: Going to sing a love song?

You removed Angel Boy from Baseball Bros

Dumpty: dead