12. Kyle

You added Dragon to the chat

Me: Hey, clicky-clicky and vote for my team.

Dragon: Why am I voting on dominos falling down?

Bambi: Look how cute the little one is it’s like that book. What’s it called the little train that could

Angel Boy: Engine.

Bambi: GIF of I think I can, I think I can

Me: Why is my lead shrinking? Did any of you vote?

Bambi: I voted for the little one

Me: That’s the wrong one.

Angel Boy: Grey made that one. I voted for it too.

New guy: Sorry Beckett and Cortney already cornered me and told me I had to vote and share their kids’ dominos thing.

Me: Team loyalty man

New guy: They’re the ones who pay me.

Bambi: Yeah don’t bite the fork that feeds you.

Dragon: It’s about a hand not a fork

New guy: Who the fuck eats people’s hands?

Me: You all suck. But I’m still winning.

Me: GIF of a hell yeah!

Me: GIF of victory

Dragon left the chat

Mama: I voted just like you asked. And walked Ryan and Bill through voting too.

Me: You’re the best Mom. Did you ask your friends from the club?

Mama: Of course, darling. I always ask the girls to vote. Now what do you think of black granite?

Mama: Pic of sample of granite sitting on half-finished cabinets

Mama: Or soapstone?

Mama: Pic of sample of soapstone

Me: Are you remodeling your kitchen?

Mama: Bill and I got inspired when Joan did hers.

Me: You didn’t tell me?

Mama: You talk as if you tell me everything you do.

Me: I will.

Mama: No thank you. Some things are better for mothers to never know.