32. Kyle

Crabby: You are 36. I can’t believe you have never done that before.

Me: Excited you get to pop my cherry?

Crabby: GIF of an eye roll

Me: What do we want for tonight?

Crabby: Probably a string or two of colored lights and some hooks. I never keep the extras and then we are always short.

Me: I meant food-wise. Since you’re getting the tree boxes up from storage, I figured I can handle dinner.

Me: But I’ll get that other shit too.

Crabby: Oh oops. Can we do Gio’s pizza?

Me: Can Sam have pepperoni with regular cheese?

Crabby: Yeah, just do the gluten-free dairy-free for Pipe and me.

Me: you got it.

Dumpty: Who’s in for the game tonight?

Angel Boy: I’m in, but I’m bringing Grey.

New guy: I’m in.

Bambi: I’m in but Gi wants to come and we’re bringing Dragon and Avery

Dumpty: Wow, grumpy and his princess are coming out of their wedding-planning cave?

Bambi: Yeah can you believe it’s only five weeks away

Angel Boy: No shit? That’s crazy.

Dumpty: Streaks, you in?

Me: I’m out. Decorating the tree.

New Guy: You’re no fun anymore. Today it’s the tree. Last weekend it was movie night and baking cookies. And the weekend before it was gingerbread houses.

Me: I’ll send Cam if you want me to but unless I can bring Harper and the kids I’m probably out for a while.

Dumpty: You mocked me for so long about Rory. I love seeing you finally getting it.

Me: GIF of a big group hug