I am and have been many things: owner of the Charleston Cougars, CFO of Maxfield Corp, and ex-Chicago mafia prince. One thing I was certain I'd never be called?

Husband.

But that was before the Irish mafia princess Serenity O'Brien showed up outside my door, calling in one of my favors.

Her prick of a father was about to sell her off to an allying family like a broodmare, and she wants me to help make her unsellable by stealing her prized virginity.

I can't do that to her.

So I offer to marry her instead.

The solution is a temporary fix to her problem, and at least with me, I know she'll be safe.

I vow not to touch her, but she has other plans.