Breaking news: Bigfoot ain't real.

But the ten big, burly mountain men bathing in the river are…

I met the Bj?rnsson brothers when I broke my ankles hiking in the mountain wilderness.

Okay, so I panicked when I saw them naked in the river, convinced they were a pack of grizzly bears, and ran like the wind.

But when they offer to carry me back to their cabin and nurse me back to health, I can't say no.

The ten brothers take turns feeding me, healing my wounds, and taking care of my every need.

I dont ever want to leave their cabin.

But even if I did…