Im The Sinister Signature. New York Citys biggest supervillain. And anything I sign is mine!

Including the hunky, happy-go-lucky SPAM agent with the bear-bod who catches me red-handed.

Jack Happy Lewis.

The man who can never turn his smile into a frown and whos way too excited to be tied to me for the foreseeable future.

He drives me up the wall, but at least Ive got a guy on the inside who can help me with my mission.

In my search for my missing family, SPAM, the mysterious agency that handles super-powered individuals, and Happy are my only recourse.

There is one problem however.

With Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes stuck by my side, Im starting to feelthings and I dont like it.

It gets worse when we have to pretend were engaged.

The last thing I need right now is to fall head over heels and quit my search. Or give up my criminal empire and go over to the good side.

Ew. Thats not me.

Im a supervillain, damn it. I wont fall victim to Jacks charms.

No, I wont.

Signed, Im Yours is a standalone paranormal romcom with a grumpy supervillain, an always-happy good guy literally stuck together on a case, a fake instant engagement, a very convenient bi-awakening, and only one bed.