Fox

I have seven weeks to meet and marry a human woman. If I don't, I will lose my position as Commander of the Alliance Force.

Since I took command, my attempts to meet eligible women have been disastrous. Lev, our resident anthropologist, has suggested I attend Oktoberfest in Munich. His rationale is that I like beer, the camaraderie of dancing and singing, and will be surrounded by women who also enjoy the same.

I always advise my officers to mingle with humans at their festivals. The better we understand humanity and are emotionally connected to the people of Earth, the better we can defend their planet.

Perhaps taking my own advice will help me find a wife before it's too late.