One nerdy vampire. One unhinged demon. Two people in desperate need of an escape

Azizia

All she wants is to fit in, but life on earth is more difficult than she thought. When she finds the absolute love of her life while listening to a podcast, she knows nothing will stop her from getting him—not even breaking a few human laws to do it. Kidnapping, murder, tampering with the mail; the consequences don't matter as long as she gets her man.

Felix

The Nerd Word is a podcast about words. Normal words. Nice words. Fun words—definitely not dirty words.

Until Felix an obsessed fan emails him. Something he finds alarming, but also alluring. And for some reason, he wants to please her—even if she seems like she's lost her marbles.

His life is calm and quiet, it's peaceful flying under the radar—until that psycho girl comes crashing into his inbox, and eventually into him.

So what's a vampire to do?

Give in and speak all the dirty words to her, even if doing so could get him killed.