The most embarrassing moments of my life so far

The time the door jammed in the school’s loo, and instead of helping me to get out, Sienna gathered all our mates so they could piss themselves laughing at me

My first kiss: there were braces, too much slobber, and all our mates jeering from the sidelines

On the Ferris wheel on a particularly windy day. One of my dreads ended up tangled around the pole. Instead of helping me, Sienna laughed so hard she almost threw up. The ticket guy thought I was messing around and wouldn’t stop the ride. I went round three times before I managed to untangle myself – and the ticket guy made me pay for the extra rides