Epilogue

Once upon a timein the far, far away kingdom of West Virginia, there was an exquisitely enchanted place called Assjacket.

And yes, I do know the original name of Assjacket, but I'm not going to tell.

The enchanted town of Assjacket was filled with beautiful magical misfits who happened to fit perfectly together—Shifters, Witches, Dryads, Warlocks, three very handsome and lovably chubby talking cats, three gorgeous and sneaky female cats and a maniacal troll with a few unsavory habits.

However, you'll be delighted to know that Fucking Derrick did indeed become a vegetarian and is now the main babysitter for Zelda and Mac's twins. The children adore the strange little man, and he would lay down his life for them.

Time after time and battle after battle the Assjackians were torn to pieces—mostly metaphorically speaking—but always managed to put themselves back together with loving care for each other.

The magic was very real as was the love.

Love… it was what made the magical world go round.

Fat Bastard and Poutine, Jango Fett and Blythe, and Boba Fett and Annie Surely all tied the knot on the very same day. The wedding was officiated by Sassy who performed the entire service in Canadian. It was aboot the sweetest thing I'd ever witnessed, eh?

The weddings of the cats were a glorious thing to behold. Every single moment was delightful and filled with true love. Of course, most of the decorations were stolen, but that was no surprise. The wedding cake was of questionable taste, but again, that was to be expected. The massive cheesecake made by Wanda and shaped like a set of gangoolies was delicious. I had two pieces myself.

But in any good story, there is always a twist—usually dastardly, and in Assjacket's case, always slightly profane. However, for now, all was quiet and wonderful. The twist had been unraveled and the magic was safe.

In the end, good outweighed evil and heroes came in tiny unhinged packages.

But most importantly, the rings were HUGE and love prevailed.

Magicals live a very private existence in public.

It's the way it always has been and the way it must remain.

I have confidence in my people. They will take loving care of each other until it is their time to move onto the Next Adventure. I have chosen my children well and watch them proudly from above.

And that does not suck at all.

xoxo

The Goddess

The End… for now.