Gnome Glossary

BOTHILDA AKA BOB – Dryad living inside vibrator

Bruders Sixfingers, Gobbleneck, and Bumblenose – Chief D’s companions

Bucks/bruders – Male gnomes

Chieftain Dingleberry – Main character and chieftain of tribe Fungi-Toes

Chieftain Saggycrack – Woodland tribe Crusty-Nose chieftain

Chieftain Wigglestick – Tribe Moldy-Bread chieftain

Den – The nest for the gnome colony

Dryad – Magical spirits that inhabit wood

Elka Heavy-Bottom – Matriarch of tribe Moldy-Bread who stole shaky weewee from the bruders of tribe Fungi-Toes

The Enchantress – Most beloved and followed striga on Witchtok

Gnomes – Unseen creatures about six inches tall who live in the walls and steal or misplace personal belongings

Mage Stankbreath – Wisest tribe Fungi-Toes gnome

Nannies/seesters – Female gnomes

Seesters Helga, Ursula, and Graechen – Nannies of tribe Moldy-Bread who helped Elka steal the shaky weewee from the bruders of tribe Fungi-Toes

Shaky weewee/purple menace – Enchanted vibrator

Tribe Bent-Stick – A rival gnome tribe

Tribe Crusty-Nose – The woodland gnomes

Tribe Fungi-Toes – The main tribe in the story

Tribe Moldy-Bread – The first tribe of gnomes the bruders encounter

Witchtok – Social media platform for striga

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Striga Glossary

ADAM – INSURGI REBEL , part vampire, part djinn

Alfred—The old man who enchants Luci’s Registry of Supernatural Creatures and Practical Witchcraft Guidebook

Antonio – Succubus and Roman bed-and-breakfast host

Anubis – Egyptian gods with human bodies and canine heads

ASS – American Supernatural Society

Augustus (Auggie) – Ethyl’s former Italian vampire lover

Butchered Bob – Ghost who haunts Ric’s mortuary

Clara – Nana Clara, Ethyl’s grandmother

Colin – Luci’s ex-husband

Demon hunters – Not in the registry for safety reasons, hunt succubi

Deryk – Luci’s father (deceased)

Des – Luci’s autistic preteen son and the phoenix

Dryads – Magical faeries who live in wands and other wooden objects

DUM – Division of Unapproved Magic

The Eternal Light —A book cataloging centuries of spells and striga history.

Ethyl – Luci’s apprentice, cousin, and best friend

Fairy Godparents – Reserved for only wealthy families and able to grant small wishes

Felicity – Colin’s former secretary, new wife, and Homewrecker Barbie

Fiery Dragons – Des’s favorite ruggel team

Frederica – Ethyl’s dildo-horned minotaur lover

Gnomes – Unseen little people about six inches tall who live in the walls and steal or misplace personal belongings

Gorgons – Unseen creatures that look like humans and have snakes for hair.

Gus Apoupaios – Pygmy troll, lead detective in Lenny’s murder case and health inspector

Harpie – Unseen part owl, part woman

Husk – What striga call non magical humans

Idiotica Curse – Forbidden curse that makes you mute and dumb

Insurgi – A group of underground rebels in Rome fighting against succubi

Jaques Boudreau – The husk who was murdered in 1945

La testa pene – Dickhead in Italian

Lenny – Creepy guy who lives with his grandmother and works for Ric

Luciella Lovelle – Luci, alpha witch, single mom, and bakery entrepreneur

Maga Endora Sagredo – Luci’s grandmother and head of the Tribunal

Meine blume (mine-a blume-a) – My flower in German

Minotaur – Unseen that look like bulls, though they stand on two legs like men

Murus de Magicus – The invisible magical wall that shields another dimension of the seen and unseen striga in Rome

Pixies – Witches who can conceal their wings and miniaturize down to six inches, prefer dragons as pets

Puffy – Ethyl’s pigmy dragon pet

Registry of Supernatural Creatures and Practical Witchcraft Guidebook – A book that lists every registered supernatural creature and a guidebook for being a striga

Ricardo Romero – Mythical lion shifter with wings and Luci’s love interest

Ruggel – A magical game much like soccer, only deadlier with exploding balls, illegal wand usage, and ankle-breaking gopher-gnomes

Sagredo House – Luci’s Italian ancestors

Samanta (Sam) Sagredo – Luci’s mother (deceased)

Satyr – Unseen with two goat legs and human bodies

Seen – Those striga who can be seen by humans, usually witches, as they resemble humans, sprites who hide their wings, and shifters

Serena Sagredo – Luci’s aunt and general of the Insurgi

Shu – The Sagredo fairy godfather

Signora Oscura – Queen of the succubi and Maga Sagredo’s advisor

Sirenum Coral – Cryptonite for striga, prevents the use of magic and shifting

Sirenum Scopuli Islands – Near Capri, Italy, where the sirens live

Sprites – Small, flying unseen striga who feed on sugar

Striga – All magical races

Succubus (succubi/plural) – Intersex term also used in place of incubus. Demons who steal striga souls and inhabit their bodies

Tabitha – Ethyl’s mother (deceased)

TITS – Tribunal Internal Tech and Sanitation

Tribunal – Society of elite witches who make and enforce laws

Unseen – Striga who can’t be seen by humans, usually mythical creatures such as dragons, gnomes, sirens...

Vindicti – Secret society of striga who worship the succubi

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Divine and Dateless

Eternally Yours, Book One

Tara West

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Books by Tara West

Academy for Misfit Witches

Academy for Misfit Witches

School for Stolen Secrets

Academy for Courting Curses

Court of Fae and Firelight

Heart of Her Wolves

Revenge of Her Wolves

Rage of Her Ravens

Madness of Her Mages

Calling of Her Court

Song of Her Siren

Hungry for Her Wolves Series

Hungry for Her Wolves

Longing for Her Wolves

Desperate for Her Wolves

Tempted by Her Wolves

Fighting for Her Wolves

Fated for Her Wolves

Defending Her Wolves

Saving Her Wolves

Hungry for Her Demon Wolves

Captured by Her Demon Wolves

Hunted by Her Demon Wolves

Protected by Her Wolves

The Fae Queen’s Warriors

The Fae Queen’s Warriors

The Fae Queen’s Captors

The Fae Queen’s Saviors

Tempest of Fire

Eternally Yours

Divine and Dateless

Damned and Desirable

Damned and Desperate

Demonic and Deserted

Dead and Delicious

Keepers of the Stones

Witch Flame, Prelude

Curse of the Ice Dragon

Spirit of the Sea Witch

Scorn of the Sky Goddess

Midlife Menace

Sugar, Spice, and Magical Midlife

Sugar, Spice, and Magical Moonlight

Sugar, Spice, and Magical Mischief

About Tara West

Tara West writes books about dragons, witches, and handsome heroes while eating chocolate, lots and lots of chocolate. She's willing to share her dragons, witches, and heroes. Keep your hands off her chocolate. A former high school English teacher, Tara is now a full-time writer and graphic artist. She enjoys spending time with her family, interacting with her fans, fostering for her local rabbit rescue, and fishing the Texas coast.

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