Chapter Twenty-Six

WAGs Chat

Ezra: I've let Felix back into the chat.

Felix: I don't even know why you removed me in the first place.

Maverick: Just say thanks, kiddo, and move on.

Matthias: Welcome back, Felix. How's life on the road?

Holt: Hey, Felix.

Saint: We missed you, Felix.

Blake: Good morning, WAGs.

Noel: Blake, you don't have to do that every time.

Blake: Do what?

Seth: Never mind, Blake, just ignore him. Noel's spicy this morning.

Wyatt: He is. And welcome back, Felix.

Felix: I didn't realize you all actually cared about me. Thanks for making a girl feel special. *kiss emoji*

Ezra: Back up. Why is Noel spicy this morning?

Maverick: What Ezra said. Everything okay?

Noel: Everything is fine. I'm not spicy.

Seth: Liar.

Wyatt: Sorry, Mac, but you're grumpier than normal.

Noel: You know what?

*Noel has left the chat*

*Ezra has added Noel to the chat*

Noel: Ezra, stop it!

Leo: I know why he's upset.

Holt: Don't leave us hanging, boo, spill.

Leo: Andy and I are back together.

Dean: That's great news!

Noel: You all are the worst friends.

Dean: Is it not great news?

Maverick: It's the best news. I'm so happy that my boys are back together, and everyone is happy again.

Noel: Not everyone.

Seth: We talked about this, babycakes.

Noel: Uh, no. You and Wyatt talked about it while I told you what a terrible idea it was. That's not the same thing.

Ezra: If I'm okay with it, then why aren't you?

Noel: I don't know how you can be okay with it. You held Leo while he sobbed and screamed about how unfair life was. Are you prepared to do that again?

Matthias: Did you all forget something?

Ezra: Did I?

Maverick: Is it someone's birthday?

Saint: Do I get to make another cake?

Blake: Wait, we're having cake?

Leo: My brother forgot I was here, apparently. Thanks for the support.

Seth: You need to go talk to your brother right now, Noel. Come on, don't make me slap your ass and push you out of our bed.

Felix: This is what has been missing from my life.

Maverick: Noel, Andy made a mistake when he broke up with Leo, and he knows that now. I wish you'd give him another chance. He's a good kid with a lot on his shoulders.

Noel: Mm.

Leo: Too bad, Noel. You're not the boss of me. I'm an adult.

Leo: And it's not like you care, but I'm no longer a virgin anymore either.

Blake: What is happening right now?

Dean: Uh...

Matthias: *popcorn emoji*

Saint: This just got awkward.

Felix: This just got good.

Maverick: Someone check on Noel.

Ezra: Is he breathing? Is he alive at all?

Noel: Leo, you had better open the door when I get to your RV.

Wyatt: Calm down.

Seth: He's twenty-one, baby. You're going to stroke out. Will a blowie help?

Holt: Don't forget your teammates.

Noel: Why am I friends with all of you again?

Ezra: Because we're awesome.

Maverick: We're the best friends you've ever had.

Matthias: I second that.

Blake: The WAGs chat is the highlight of my day.

Noel: You're all the worst, and I hate you right now.

Ezra: Lies! The next time I see you, I'm going to hug you so hard you'll forget all about this.

Saint: I want an Ezra hug.

Maverick: They are pretty awesome.

Dean: They are so awesome.

Felix: I miss Ezra hugs.

Holt: Ezra hugs are the highlight of my day.

Matthias: I mean, they're great, but I love Killian hugs a little bit more. No offense, boo.

Ezra: Well, I love your hugs, too, but CC gives the best.

Noel: I have to go make amends with my brother.

Leo: Yeah, that's a great idea. You'd better grovel, too.

Ezra: Seth, take pictures of the groveling. I need to see it. Oh, maybe a video.

*Noel has left the chat*

*Ezra has added Noel to the chat*

Noel: Damn it, Ezra!