Chapter Eleven
WAGs Chat
Ezra: Leopold, I know what you're doing.
Holt: That's great and all, but maybe you could fill the rest of us in.
Matthias: Yeah, it feels like we're missing something.
Dean: Leopold? Do you mean Leo?
Saint: Boo, you have to be more specific.
Noel: Someone better fill me in really quick, because if it's what I think it is, heads are going to roll.
Seth: Babycakes, come back to bed and forget about your phone.
Maverick: Everyone, relax. I have this covered.
Ezra: Covered? You were ready to marry Leo and Andy off when they were sixteen, Mav. That asshole broke Leo's heart, and I won't let it happen again.
Maverick: That's my son you're talking about, Ezra, so watch it.
Blake: I'd say good afternoon, WAGs, but I don't think that would help.
Ezra: I won't watch it, Maverick. Keep him away from Leo.
Noel: While I appreciate your enthusiasm and for sticking up for my brother, I don't think you should be insulting Andy.
Holt: Wait, are Leo and Andy back together?
Maverick: Yes.
Ezra: Absolutely fucking not.
Wyatt: Oh boy.
Matthias: *popcorn emoji*
Maverick: It's too late, Ez. Leo is here, and they're talking about moving in together.
Noel: Like hell they are. Do I need to come home early?
Wyatt: Mac, calm down. Leo's an adult now and can handle things himself. Besides, you and Seth have a couple more days before you have to go home.
Ezra: You are unbelievable, Maverick. I'm coming to get Leo and drag him home. After all that kid went through, you're just willing to let them get back together?
Blake: I, uh, should I come over or something, Mav? You know, for protection.
Maverick: I appreciate that, Blakey, but no. Jax is here. Plus, you know, I can hold my own if I have to.
Dean: You're not wrong about that. I've seen you at your worst. It's not pretty.
Saint: But back up, the two of you are besties, Ez. Are you not anymore?
Ezra: What? Of course we are. We're just very protective of our babies.
Maverick: Duh, we'll always be besties.
Ezra: Best friends love one another for life.
Maverick: Aw, that's so sweet, boo.
Holt: You two are so confusing. It sounds like you hate one another.
Matthias: It does.
Dean: It totally does. You should go back and read over your messages.
Ezra: What? Come on, you know that Mav and I are too tight for that.
Ezra: OMG, you're right. I'm coming over, Maverick. I'm so sorry.
Maverick: You don't have to do that, boo. I know we're good.
Ezra: I love you, Mav, I really do, but right now this is about Leo.
Noel: Good idea, Ezra. Go over there and make sure my brother isn't making stupid choices. If he is? Drag him out by his hair.
Seth: The way you're talking right now is so hot. Would you defend me like that?
Wyatt: Mm, so hot.
Noel: You both know how I feel and what I would do for you.
Ezra: We all know that the three of you are couple goals, but right now this is about Leo and making sure he doesn't make the same mistake twice. No offense, Mav.
Matthias: Should I grab Kill and Archer so we can head over? I would love to see this go down.
Dean: Oh, oh, take me, too! My money is on Ezra.
Maverick: Over your own blood?
Dean: You're tough, Mav, but Ezra is fierce, and I think that he'll win this one.
Blake: I think I should come, too. Tommy and I can referee.
Ezra: No one is going to fight! First off, I might break a nail, and second, I wouldn't want to harm a hair on Maverick's pretty little head.
Ezra: Oh, and I might be afraid of that giant husband of his.
Maverick: My giant husband has my back.
Seth: I bet he does.
Noel: Baby, don't.
Wyatt: Would you two come back to bed? I'm getting lonely.
Seth: Sorry, babes, you heard my man.
Noel: What my fiancé said.
Holt: You sure you don't want us to come over there and scare Andy a little? I can be tough when I need to be.
Maverick: I'm sure you can, Holt, but it's all good. Nothing to worry about.
Matthias: Something tells me that Ezra is already on his way to your house.
Leo: Did you all forget I was still part of this chat? You're the worst sometimes. I'm going home, so there is no need to worry. Wait, Ezra, you don't have to come over here.
Leo: Ezra?
Leo: Hello? Anyone?
Leo: Crap.