Dear Santa,

I’ve been a very naughty girl…

California born and bred, Paris only came to North Pole, Indiana to spruce up and sell the kitschy shop she inherited. But when she meets Joe the handyman and all of his country boy muscles, she just can’t help herself. He doesn’t do casual sex – but she’s determined to do him because Paris refuses to leave town without seeing his big package and spreading a little holiday cheer of the sexy variety.

Dear Santa,

I’ve been a very good man…

Joe is an upstanding guy, who works hard, helps raise his nephew, and plays Santa at the town’s annual holiday party. But he can’t resist the hot brunette from L.A. and before he can say “ho ho ho” she’s got him throwing over all his rules and dragging her to his bed.

Now all he wants for Christmas is every night in Paris

Naughty Santa has been greatly revised and was previously titled Big Package.