Confessionals

Tiara Kate

I don't get what Reg sees in Anika. I mean I guess I don't want to vomit looking at her, but she's not the most fashionable among us. Have you seen that granny gown she wears to bed? There's comfort and then there's the Middle Ages.

Hannah

I'm happy for all of us to get to spend time with such an extraordinary man. What would I do if I was queen of Regalia? Relavia? What would I do if I became queen? I guess the first thing would be to learn how to pronounce the country's name right.

Ashley K

I can't believe he cut me. I thought that date was going great. Then I told him I don't drink beer because it's nasty and he cut me. How was I supposed to know a dude from wherever he's from takes beer so seriously? I thought he would be into wine.

Shelby

Everything is going wonderfully. Reg and I are already making excellent decisions together. But I have to wonder if he's as eager to kiss me as I am to kiss him. That rule is antiquated. What are we going to do on the overnights? Talk? That sounds terrible.

Ashley W

I thought he liked me. I thought he was going to pick me because we had a moment tonight. We were standing over the buffet and I told him I like sauerkraut and then he said he liked it too. I don't think anyone else ate the sauerkraut, so I don't know why he would cut me. He's going to find out all those other women hate his cultural food and then what's he going to do?

Emily

What's the hardest thing about being in this house? It's old and drafty, and some weird chick keeps walking around the mansion going on and on about the original crown molding. Is that a codeword or something? That's annoying, but the real awful part is how nasty Shelby is. She's not here for the right reasons. I don't know why Reg keeps her.

Ashley F

Oh, dealing with Shelby is the worst. She's not a girl's girl, if you know what I mean. Like if she had a squad, it would be made of Cruella de Vil, Regina George, Bellatrix Lestrange and that woman who made JoJo Siwa cry when she was twelve. I don't know what the king is thinking because if she becomes his queen, that country is going to be ripe for a revolution.

Anika

Everything's good. Yep. All good. Looking forward to my next group date. Fun. Do I want private time with L…Reg? Uhm, I think we can get to know each other in a group setting. I wouldn't want to take time away from the other women. They're all so lovely and smart. He can't make a wrong choice. Except for Shelby. That would be a disastrous choice. Not sure what he's thinking.

Riley

I think Hannah is wonderful. She's become my best friend in the house. I can tell her anything. Since we lost our roommate, it's been me and her sitting up every night talking. Telling each other everything. In our pajamas. Yeah, of course we talk about Reg. I mean what else would we talk about? That's why we're here.

Katy

I was cool with Shelby at first. I'll be honest, I like a mean girl. You can trust that they will always tell you the brutal truth. I think it's meaner to not tell someone they have lipstick on their teeth or to fail to mention that they shouldn't leave the house in that micro mini because it makes you look like a whale. I was surprised when she turned on me. I thought we were close. But I overheard her saying that I'm just here for the fame. Bitch has to go.