Ozzie Silverman is doing his best to prepare for the holiday season, but it’s not easy being a grumpy witch who despises everyone outside his immediate family. He has to prepare for the Winter Solstice, get in some last minute shopping, survive his grandmothers dreadful fruitcake, help out the intergalactic tentacle being—

Wait, what?

Tuesday is a bubbly and chaotic alien who’s on the run across the universe from his ex-boyfriend, a malicious conqueror of worlds who’s hellbent on them getting back together. Tuesday desperately needs a place to hide, and his unique charm is impossible for Ozzie to resist.

Plus Ozzie can’t say no to a cute face—even one with hot pink tentacles.

Things heat up as Tuesday melts Ozzie’s prickly defenses, but even the magic of the season might not be enough to save them when Tuesday’s crazy ex shows up and announces hes going to destroy the world on the twenty-fifth of December. Time is running out and Ozzie is desperate to protect Tuesday, but he might have to do something even more impossible than defeating an homicidal intergalactic overlord:

Tell his family he brought an alien home for Christmas dinner.

Ryan Dew has a very bad habit.

When life at home becomes intolerable, he takes it out on the world. He solicits men and ends their life, and hes already racked up quite a body count for only twenty-two.

His life changes forever when he picks up Ormenus Wright, a man with money to burn who refuses to respect Ryans one and only rule: He doesnt call anyone Daddy.

Ryan knows how to handle men who wont toe the line, but theres only one problem

Ormenus may not be human.