An ex-adult movie star, a broke vampire daddy, and a boring human are about to try and save the world

Its probably our fault your world is doomed, if Im honest. Sorry about that. Sticking with honesty, were not great at saving people, or ourselves. You should probably pack a bag and head for the hills.

You know, just in case

My name is Adam Vex, and Im definitely not the hero we all need, but along with Zee and Victor, a whole bunch of s*x demons, one shadow beast, a sassy AI bartender, and some uncontrollable gremlins, were all youve got.

Welcome to the end of the world at the SOS Hotel.

We hope you enjoy your final resting place.

One day, we might leave the hotel for a date or a shopping trip and not be hunted, shot at, kidnapped, and almost unalived by a hoard of gnomes…

Apparently, that day is not today.

My name is Adam Vex, and this is what happened when a day trip to a well-known Scandinavian home furniture store turned into a nightmare for me, Victor and Zee.

No cacti were harmed in the making of this book, but some gnomes were. A whole lot of gnomes, actually. Reader discretion is advised.??SOS HOTEL Christmas Special can be read anytime after book 5 in the series to avoid spoilers.

This book is a NOVELLA, and is shorter in length than the main books in the series.

The fifth book in the whacky SOS HOTEL series

Closed for gremlin extermination

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Warning: SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some readers may find uncomfortable. And gremlins.

Noah

I hate him. Always have. The way he looks through me, then pretends I dont exist

Theres something wrong with him. More wrong than the rest of my fathers men Its a good thing Killian Donovon doesnt think about me at all.

But when Im on my knees, staring down the barrel of his gun, accused of a crime I did not commit, Killian is all thats left between me and a shallow grave.

He must have a weakness and Ive got five seconds to find it.

Killian

Kill Noah King.

Those are my orders.

Its about time the bosss brat was put in his place. Too loud, too stupid, too tempting, and when he betrays the family, I get to shut that sassy mouth forever.

A damn shame, because when hes on his knees with my gun between his lips, his pleading silence isnt the only thing that stops me pulling the trigger.

Ive got five seconds to choose

Five seconds that change both our lives forever.

My big secret is out. Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it's not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn't find out.

It's probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our ‘accident' at the vampire chapel.

But one little date won't hurt. We deserve some time off. And what can go wrong at a fancy dinner? It's not as though we'll become tangled in a corporate plot to exploit Lost Ones in brutal fights to the death for entertainment, during which we attempt to free the fighters, only for the evening to end with me riding an enraged werewolf through the restaurant, and have the entire escapade viewed millions of times online resulting in all of San Francisco asking:

What is Adam Vex?

Why would any of that happen?!

My name is Adam Vex and Im your host at the SOS HOTEL, where we offer luxury to die for (Luxury not guaranteed).