What happens when a struggling sports agent and a plus-size model fake an engagement to save a rescue goose? Christmas chaos, that’s what.

I didn’t plan to pretend to be in love with the gorgeous plus size model who rescued a goose from the chopping block at Oktoberfest. But when Sir Honksalot destroys her apartment and my parents sell their shop right before Christmas, a fake engagement seems like the perfect solution to our mutual housing woes.

Now we’re house-sitting a mansion together, but confined to one roomwith only one bed. We have to convince everyone we’re the most boring couple in L.A., while dealing with a delinquent waterfowl with a sock-stealing habit and feelings that don’t feel fake at all.

This curvy girl romance features a bad-tempered rescue goose with his own social media following, a sports agent who’s secretly a romantic at heart, and a baddie plus-size model who knows her worth – all set in a prequel to the everyone’s favorite football family, the Kingmans.

He's an athlete all about focus, discipline, and achieving goals.

She's the free spirited girl next door who won't be tied down to anything but her emotional support K!ndle.

But when the cat distribution system brings these two together, opposites attract.

Life has always been family, football, and school.

Focusing on my goals didn't leave much room for girls. But I'm not in school anymore. I'm the hottest rookie running back the league has ever seen, and I know how to score a touchdown. I don't have a clue how to score with a girl.

But I'm going to learn. Because the girl next door with all the thick curves is my new goal. And I'm going to win her heart.

She knows nothing about football, but she does like my tight end.

So does her cat.

Her older brother (by two whole minutes) does not and he'll do anything to keep us apart.

I can get any woman I want and I do.So why is the one woman who is completely off-limits knocking on my door?

Someone (my meddling brothers) told her Im the love guru.

And she wants lessons in falling in love.

Just not with me.

Penelope is curvy, sassy, and my brothers fiancées best friend. Totally forbidden fruit. But when she asks for dating lessons, Im suddenly fumbling like a rookie.

I thought love was supposed to hit like a linebacker—fast and hard. Instead, its a slow burn thats got me breaking all my own rules.

Somehow, Ive got to tackle this problem without getting sacked by my overprotective brother.

Oh, and theres an anaconda loose in my house. Because clearly what this situation needs is more complications.