An ex-adult movie star, a broke vampire daddy, and a boring human are about to try and save the world

Its probably our fault your world is doomed, if Im honest. Sorry about that. Sticking with honesty, were not great at saving people, or ourselves. You should probably pack a bag and head for the hills.

You know, just in case

My name is Adam Vex, and Im definitely not the hero we all need, but along with Zee and Victor, a whole bunch of s*x demons, one shadow beast, a sassy AI bartender, and some uncontrollable gremlins, were all youve got.

Welcome to the end of the world at the SOS Hotel.

We hope you enjoy your final resting place.

One day, we might leave the hotel for a date or a shopping trip and not be hunted, shot at, kidnapped, and almost unalived by a hoard of gnomes…

Apparently, that day is not today.

My name is Adam Vex, and this is what happened when a day trip to a well-known Scandinavian home furniture store turned into a nightmare for me, Victor and Zee.

No cacti were harmed in the making of this book, but some gnomes were. A whole lot of gnomes, actually. Reader discretion is advised.??SOS HOTEL Christmas Special can be read anytime after book 5 in the series to avoid spoilers.

This book is a NOVELLA, and is shorter in length than the main books in the series.

Guaranteed a supernaturally safe stay!

(Definitely no murders)

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A scandalous, ex-p*rn star demon and a morally shady, billionaire vampire walk into a bar…

But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel, and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire however? He's something else…

Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel…

The SOS Hotel must thrive whatever the cost. Because if it fails, I'll lose everything. Including my life.

My name is Adam. I'm just the boring human who works here, and I absolutely, definitely do not have any secrets.

Welcome to the SOS Hotel. What can possibly go wrong?

Three weeks in, and the SOS Hotel is still standing. I know, crazy right? Despite the gremlins, lethal electrics, vampire threats, a shadowbeast in the attic, and a psycho sorcerer, our doors remain open to all Lost Ones. Also, nobody has died . . . in a few days.

All I have to do is, hold it all together, keep every guest safe, not mention the body in the flowerbeds—and maybe we'll last another week?

But Sebastien has demanded Zee return to the club, or he'll hurt more demons. Sebastien has become a big problem. And problems, like gremlins, have a habit of multiplying at the SOS Hotel.

I promised Zee I'd stay out of his other life. But I can't—won't—watch Sebastien mistreat him.

I might be a boring, average, harmless human, but even I have my limits.

Plus, I've got a vampire on my side. Lord Reynard has a knack for getting answers out of people, and together, we're going to find a way to break Sebastien's hold over Zee, even if part of our plan involves an evening of la mort d'amour at Razorsedge. Reynard says we're not going to do anything risky. But I kind of, maybe, just a little bit . . . want to?

Trust me. I'm Adam Vex. Totally normal human. It's all going to turn out just fine.

I'm absolutely certain I have everything under control.

Probably.

Welcome to the SOS Hotel.

Something is wrong with Tom Collins. More wrong than usual.

Tom's being nice.

I should have known trouble was right around the corner. One attempted murder later, and Reynard is forced to disarm Tom (literally).

No bartender, means no bar. Zee is grumpy and avoiding me, and the hotel's measly profits are dwindling by the day.

Things are not going well. We need our broken, foul-mouthed Tom Collins back.

But don't worry. Zee says saving Tom should be a walk in the park for us.

Turns out, that walk in the park is more like a road to hell. But I've got this…

My name is Adam Vex. I'm your average and mundane, human host. Welcome to another crazy day at the SOS Hotel.

The fifth book in the whacky SOS HOTEL series

Closed for gremlin extermination

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Warning: SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some readers may find uncomfortable. And gremlins.

My big secret is out. Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it's not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn't find out.

It's probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our ‘accident' at the vampire chapel.

But one little date won't hurt. We deserve some time off. And what can go wrong at a fancy dinner? It's not as though we'll become tangled in a corporate plot to exploit Lost Ones in brutal fights to the death for entertainment, during which we attempt to free the fighters, only for the evening to end with me riding an enraged werewolf through the restaurant, and have the entire escapade viewed millions of times online resulting in all of San Francisco asking:

What is Adam Vex?

Why would any of that happen?!

My name is Adam Vex and Im your host at the SOS HOTEL, where we offer luxury to die for (Luxury not guaranteed).