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Chapter 41
Kali
Kali Roth, 34, announces relationship with much younger NHL star, Wade Collins, 26 via social media with intimate photo
Wade Collins, Edmonton Eagles NHL player and Kali Roth, former supermodel confirm they are a couple
JOY:
I'm offended. How did I not know you were bangin' the hockey hottie?
ELLIS:
Same, girl, same
ME:
I've been busy, I was getting around to it.
JOY:
We had already worked it out.
ELLIS:
It was so obvious.
ME:
How?
JOY:
Saw you pictured at the game last week in Hey Today! magazine. You two looked very cozy together after the game.
ELLIS:
And at the animal sanctuary.
JOY:
Forget the puppies. His biceps were obviously irresistible.
ELLIS:
Couldn't keep her hands off them… they needed petting.
ME:
Really?
ELLIS:
Never saw you look at Michael the way you look at Wade.
ME:
It feels different with Wade. Everything does.
ELLIS:
Happy for you, girl.
JOY:
Your vibrator has officially gone into retirement. Replaced by a much younger model.
ME:
Shut up! How are things with Ezra?
ELLIS:
Dead in the water. I met someone super nice though. He's hot. From New York, wants me to go and visit.
JOY:
Ellis is going to leave me and the business and I'm going to be an old lady, who stinks of pee and has fifty cats. You'll never visit me. I'm going to die alone.
ME:
Stop being dramatic. No luck with Myles?
JOY:
Non-starter for me. I've discovered musicians are flaky. Back to the drawing board.
ELLIS:
Which could be awkward at the wedding if they are Wade's best men, Kali.
ME:
Calm down, it's a bit early for that.
ELLIS:
It's coming.
JOY:
I agree.
Wade
JORDY:
Happy for you, buddy.
ME:
Cheers, man.
JORDY:
Dropped your uniform bag off at your new house.
ME:
But I wasn't there.
JORDY:
Lola was. ;)
ME:
She's engaged, back off.
JORDY:
You sure about that?
ME:
Why, what's happened?
JORDY:
I'm sure she'll explain when she sees you.
JORDY:
Your new place is cool. I approve.
ME:
Thanks, see you tomorrow night at the game.
Kali
MICHAEL:
Is this a publicity stunt?
MICHAEL:
He's no good for you.
MICHAEL:
He's too young for you.
MICHAEL:
You must be desperate.
MICHAEL:
So, you're a fucking cougar now?
MICHAEL:
This is career suicide for you if it's true.
MICHAEL:
He can never love you the way I could.
MICHAEL:
Well, I guess we're definitely over now and I'm sure you'll be pleased to know Darcy's family are moving to New York instead of us relocating to Canada. You're no doubt laughing at me behind my back because I won't be opening a talent agency after all.
MICHAEL:
Stop ignoring me, pick up the goddamn phone, Kali.
MICHAEL:
I still love you.
MICHAEL:
You're a fucking heartless bitch.
Wade
EZRA:
So, Kali Roth, huh?
ME:
Here we go… was waiting for you two to text…
MYLES:
She's the one, isn't she?
ME:
Yeah.
EZRA:
Called it, you owe me a hundred bucks, Myles.
ME:
You two are a pair of assholes.
MYLES:
Happy for you.
EZRA:
We both are.
