Chapter 48

48

Elite Group Chat

*Rush added Bodhi to the chat*

Jamie: Malibu Barbie in da house!

Ryan: About time you got here, bro.

Rush: Welcome, Bodes. This chat will take over your phone.

Lars: Hey, Bodhi.

Bodhi: Hey, brah.

Wes: Are you two, like, friends now?

Bodhi: We’re bros.

Prism: *peace sign emoji*

Win: It’s impossible to dislike Lars.

Max: If any more people join this chat, my phone will self-destruct.

Rory: Hey, Bodhi!

Madison: Are we still meeting at the theater building tomorrow? I’ll show you around the costume department.

Bodhi: Bodacious.

Madison: Does that mean yes?

Bodhi: *laugh emoji* Yes.

Bodhi: Are you guys sure you want me here?

Rush: Why wouldn’t we?

Bodhi: I’m not Elite. Not anymore.

Ryan: Yes, you are.

Jamie: Elite fam is for life.

Wes: Get comfortable.

Jess: Let’s have a movie night!

Jamie: Hope you like scary movies, Malibu.

Bodhi: Is Emmett invited?

Rush: Movies with my FIL. *green face emoji*

Wes: Bros, Coach would never hang out with us.

Landry: You should ask him, Bodhi.

Rush: Are you sure, little siren?

Landry: Yes, I’m sure. I know he’s the coach and my dad… but he can be our friend too. Right?

Jess: Right! He probably knows about some old classics we haven’t seen.

Prism: *laugh emoji*

Arsen: Don’t call Coach old to his face, Jess. He’ll blow his whistle at you.

Kruger: And then I’ll have to leave him a nasty voicemail like Arsen.

Jess: That’s not what I meant.

Kruger: Bros. Bad news.

Rory: Oh, is everything okay?

Prism: *sad face emoji*

Kruger: My Lady Jane got canceled.

Madison: What’s My Lady Jane ?

Jamie: Skkkrttttttttt. Bro! You said you weren’t gonna tell these women about this.

Kruger: It’s my depression talking.

Arsen: Let it out, bro.

Ryan: This is a safe space.

Rory: Someone better explain.

Jess: My Lady Jane is a show we were streaming. It is so good. So funny!

Rory: Oh, I heard someone talking about it the other day on campus.

Kruger: It got canceled. Kinda hurt my feelings.

Wes: Is this the show with the ass wipers?

Max: WTF

Win: *laughing emoji*

Prism: Groom of the stool.

Max: I’ve tried to leave this chat so many times.

Lars: I thought you said you didn’t like that show, Kruger?

Kruger: Well, then it was taken away.

Rory: Let’s watch it together.

Madison: Yes!

Jamie: I’d rather watch something scary.

Win: Someone wiping someone else’s ass is scary.

Jamie: Point.

Bodhi: Em said he’ll come.

Max: You got him totally whipped.

Bodhi: We could do it here at our place. The new couch is huge.

Landry: There’s a coffee table and everything now!

Max: Whipped.

Jess: Just name the time, and we’ll be there.

Jamie: Tell Coach I’m hungry.

Bodhi: He said bring your own snacks.

Jamie: I thought we were friends now.

Ryan: I’ll order pizza.

Bodhi: … Tonight?

Max: I’m busy.

Wes: No, he isn’t.

Win: We’ll be there.

Bodhi: Hey, ah, bros…

Ryan: What’s up?

Bodhi: I know I was kinda horrible in the beginning. Thanks for giving me another chance.

Ryan: Rush was way worse than you.

Rush: Excuse me?

Ryan: Totaled my Jeep and everything.

Rush: I paid for that.

Prism: *laugh emoji*

Jamie: It’s all good, Malibu. We’re glad it all worked out.

Kruger: We’re also glad Coach is getting some on the regular now and is in a better mood.

Landry: Ewwww!

Bodhi: See you guys later?

Rory: See you soon!