18. August
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
AUGUST
" T humb max chicks dick. Thumb max chicks dick. Thuuumbmaaaaxchicksdick. Oh my gosh! The Magic Stick!" Rory exclaims. She and Ella give each other a high five and clap their hands excitedly.
"Yay! Next one!" Ella says as Tate flips over the next card to show them.
Zeke furrows his brow and mumbles, "Ace. Crow. Dumb."
Dex repeats, "Aaaace crooow dumb."
"A scrotum," Bear answers easily to their group's delight. "Next."
Tate holds up the next card and Ella reads it aloud. "Ta hit sand as. Ta hit sand as."
The most adorable smile spreads across her face and I can tell the moment she hears what's she's saying. Pointing to her tits, she proclaims, "Tits and ass!"
"Yes!" Dex and Rory shout in tandem. "Great job!"
"And that's time," Tate announces, looking at the stopwatch feature on her phone. "Alright, who's next?"
"We'll go next," I say, raising my hand. I give a fist bump to Oliver, Charlee, Ada, and Colby as we prepare to out play team one.
Quinton takes the bag of phrases and holds up the first one for us. Colby gives it a try.
"Add hooch beg."
"A douche bag!" Ada jumps up and down clapping.
Quinton's eyes grow and he smiles. "Damn that was fast. Okay next!"
The next card goes to Oliver to read. "Spain come mead had dee" His brows furrow as he says the phrase again. "Spain come mead had dee."
Charlee gasps and asks Oliver to say it one more time to be sure.
"Spain come mead had dee."
She laughs. "Spank me, daddy!"
Oliver cracks up. "What the fuck? How did you hear that? I couldn't figure that out for the life of me!"
"Next one! Next one!" Quinton holds the next phrase up quickly and I point to it eagerly saying it out loud.
"We ewe haunts om puss sea."
Griffin, Ledger, Hawken, and Milo crack up laughing obviously knowing exactly what I'm saying, but I have to say it again because hell if I've figured it out yet."
"Pussy something," I hear Charlee mumble next to me.
"We ewe haunts om puss sea."
"You haunt pussy?" Colby guesses but Quinton shakes his head.
Oliver rubs his hands together. "Okay say it again but slower."
"Weeeee ewe haunts om pusssssea"
Ada squeals and throws her hands up in the air. "Let me here ya say HEY! We want some pussy!"
Everyone laughs at the 2 Live Crew song reference and Ella glances at me. When my eyes finally meet hers, she bursts out laughing again and nearly falls off the stool she's sitting on. I can't help but laugh right along with her because there's no way in hell that was a coincidence.
"You got me, babe," I tell her with a defeated shake of my head and a smirk on my face. "You got me on that one."
"I can NOT believe you didn't catch that one!" She cackles.
"Uh oh," Scarlett laughs. "Is there a story behind that one that we need to know about?"
"Nope!" I shake my head adamantly, feeling my cheeks heat. "Nothing anyone needs to know."
"Okay then our group is going next! This has been too funny to watch."
Quinton hands the bag of phrases off to Dex who giggles like a little punk and pulls out the first phrase.
"Go for it Milo," Harrison tells him.
Milo reads the phrase, "Ache um duh mister."
"What?" Tate frowns.
"Ache um duh mister."
"A cum dumpster?" Kinsley asks.
Dex nods and gives her a wink. "Right on Kink!"
"Kink?" I ask. I thought her name was?—"
"Long story," everyone says in tandem.
"Okay next one!" Dex pulls the next phrase from the bag.
"Ear wreck tiled his funk shin."
"Erectile Disfunction!" Tate shouts. "That was too easy."
Dex giggles at the next one. "Okay next!"
Scarlett cocks her head as she reads, "Chick ago win det un nail."
"What the fuck?" Harrison murmurs. "You might have to say that again."
"Chick ago win det un nail."
Milo shakes his head in confusion. "Maybe say it really fast this time?"
"Chickagowindetunnail."
Tate's face deadpans as the answer comes to her. "Oh my God, Dex. You didn't."
Dex giggles and all too excitedly says, "Yes I fucking did."
She palms her forehead, embarrassingly amused as Dex requests that Scarlett say it again for everyone nice and slow this time.
"Chick aaaagooo wiiin det uuunnn nail."
Harrison turns to Milo and asks, "Is she saying Chicago wind tunnel?"
"Oh fuck. Dex!" Milo bursts out laughing. "Yeah that's exactly what she's saying."
"I don't get it." Bear shrugs. "What's a Chicago wind tunnel?"
Dex smirks and says, "It's when?—"
Tate throws her hand over Dex's mouth and glances at Bear. "Urban Dictionary, my new friend. You can learn all you need to know from Urban Dictionary. And I'll ask you to kindly excuse the oddity that is my teenage boy of a husband."
It's late when Ella and I make it back to the apartment. Letting me know she has to pee she excuses herself to her room so she can use the bathroom, so I do the same and then brush my teeth so I'm ready for bed. Ella has slept with me almost every night since the earthquake and definitely every night since I kissed her, so I see no reason tonight would be any different.
Except I hope it's a little different.
I hope tonight she comes to bed naked.
I take a quick minute to make sure the apartment door is locked and then shuffle back to my room turning off lights as I go. I unbutton my shirt and pull it off, tossing it in the laundry basket just outside the bathroom, and when I turn back around Ella is standing in the doorway of my bedroom. Dressed in nothing but one of my t-shirts, her soft coffee brown hair hangs over her shoulders. She's absolutely breathtaking and she doesn't even know it.
"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you're wearing my t-shirt?" I ask her as I wrap an arm around her and pull her inside my room.
She smiles but shakes her head. "No actually, I don't believe you have."
"Well, you look exceptionally sexy tonight." I press my lips to hers in a sweet kiss and then slide my hands down her body until my hands are on her ass. I even give it a squeeze for good measure. "Now I believe earlier tonight we were discussing this tight little ass of yours and how much I'm dying to play with it."
"You're right. And I said if you play your cards right, you might just get a reward."
What?
Is she denying me?
I catch her gaze and bring a hand up to cup her face. "Have I done something to upset you? Are you okay?"
"I'm perfectly fine, Auggie," she tells me with a seductive smile. "But I have a little game to play with you tonight."
My brows raise. "Ooh. I'm intrigued. What did you have in mind?"
"Our own little mad gab game." She smirks and shows me a few note cards in her hand.
"If you can figure out the sayings on these cards, you get the reward," she says. "And if you can't figure them out…" She shakes her head sadly. "Then no reward for you I'm afraid."
Oh.
My girl likes to play.
I like it.
"Alright. You're on, Montgomery. But maybe I should make my own set of cards."
She giggles at the suggestion and holds up a few blank notecards and a pen. "I figured you would say that."
I huff out a laugh. "You know me so well."
"I know how competitive you can be is all." While I jot a few key phrases down on the notecards she gave me, Ella has a seat on the edge of my bed and waits patiently.
"Alright, I'm ready," I tell her a moment later. "Who's going first?"
"You are." She holds up her first card for me to read.
"Tay cough York loathes"
I grin knowing exactly what this card says. "Take off your clothes, El."
"Oh, this old thing?" She wags her brow and then slowly slips my t-shirt up and over her head.
Fuuuck me.
She isn't wearing a bra.
Her tits…
I gaze at them intense appreciation.
"Ella," I whisper, stepping back and covering my mouth in disbelief. For once I'm a man of few words when a nearly naked woman is standing in front of me. "You're stunning." I reach out to touch one of her breasts but she backs up and shakes her head.
"Uh, uh, uh," she says, wagging her finger and then holding up another card. "You'll have to earn the next move."
"Playing hard ball, huh?"
She merely shrugs.
Amused at her lack of response, I read the words on the next card aloud. "Sock come eyed ick."
Her left brow rises as mine furrows. This one is slightly trickier. "Sock come eyed ick. Sock come eyed ick. Sooockcomeyedick. My dick. Sock come my dick."
Oh shit.
My eyes meet hers. "Suck my dick."
With a wink and a seductive lick of her lips, she drops to her knees. "Thought you'd never ask."
She makes quick work of the dress pants I had on after the game tonight, unbuckling my belt and pulling it though the loops in one smooth movement. She unzips my pants and lets them fall to the ground where I carefully step out of them. I refuse to take my eyes off her even though she's only focused on one thing.
My stiff cock.
Oh my God she's serious about this.
This is really happening.
She's never even seen my cock let alone held it in her hand, but the moment she releases me from my boxer briefs and wraps a hand around my shaft, I suck in a gasping breath.
"Jesus fucking Christ."
Her eyes never stray from my crotch as she squeezes me. "You alright up there?"
"Never fucking better, babe." I tip my head down and steal a glance at her. "You know you don't have to do this if you—fuuuuuuuuck me," I gasp, throwing my head back and squeezing my eyes closed. She wastes no time sheathing her soft warm lips over the head of my cock and flicking the crown with her tongue as I shudder.
"Shhhhiiiit, Ella." I slide my hand through her hair, clutching it between my fingers as she stretches her lips to take me in until I'm hitting the back of her throat.
Jesus.
"Such a fucking good girl, El. Your lips feel amazing."
With one hand squeezing the base of my cock, she pumps my shaft with the other hand as she pulls off of me and then sucks me back in again.
I watch her suck me for a few silent but wonderful lengthy seconds before I tell her, "I've never seen anything sexier than this in my whole goddamn life." If it were any other woman sucking my cock right now, my eyes would be closed and I'd be reveling in the feeling of pleasure. Delighted in the act of fucking a warm mouth without a care in the world. But this time, the warm mouth is Ella and I'll be damned if I can look away from this sight.
She's so fucking beautiful.
She looks up at me with a pair of the most gorgeous fuck-me eyes and I nearly come on the spot. She swirls her tongue around my tip once, twice, three times, and then sucks me into her mouth until I'm hitting the back of her throat again. Her hand slides down to my balls where she rubs them between her fingers and my legs are instantly weak.
"Ella," I murmur, loving every single fucking second of this. "That's it baby. You take me so perfectly. God, I'm in so deep."
She moans with me inside her as her gifted tongue tickles the underside of my shaft.
"Shit, babe, I'm almost there," I tell her, my breathing ragged as my body begins to shake. She sucks on me harder this time, moving her head forward and back as I hold her hair back. The slurping noises coming from her mouth are so fucking hot and before I can warn her again, my balls are tightening, my insides are spiraling, and I'm coming down her throat.
She swallows like the champion goddess she is and smiles up at me. "Looks like I made the man come first."
I pull her up from her knees and kiss her so hard she almost loses her balance and falls over. "What if I told you that was single-handedly the hottest thing I've ever seen and by far the best blow job I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing in my life?"
She wipes her mouth with the back of her hand and grins. "I would say I'm glad I could be of service."
"Yeah well, I hope you're ready for your turn."