Chapter Seven

CAL

oBITCHuary: I think I'm going to make a move.

McMonster: Like…ask a guy out?

oBITCHuary: OMFG NO. I'm going to try to win my old best friend back.

McMonster: Sweet.

McMonster: What made you grow apart?

oBITCHuary: Ugh. I did something stupid.

McMonster: ?

oBITCHuary: Her brother.

McMonster: ??

oBITCHuary: Jk. He is not stupid. Just scary. And hot. And scary. We slept together.

McMonster: Is he why you are afraid of men?

oBITCHuary: Actually, no. In fact, he is the only person I've managed to be intimate with since I got scared off in the first place.

McMonster: Sounds like a nice guy.

oBITCHuary: Nice? No. Good? Yes. There's a difference between the two. He taught me the hard way.