Chapter Forty-Three

CAL

oBITCHuary: Are you okay?

McMonster: Clearly not. When have I ever been?

oBITCHuary: LOL.

oBITCHuary: I mean mentally. Bc of the restaurant.

McMonster: Hanging in there.

oBITCHuary: You might need a bodyguard after what happened.

McMonster: The position is vacant.

oBITCHuary: Hmm. I do need a job…

McMonster: My bodyguard will need to be naked at all times.

oBITCHuary: Hmm, what? WHY?

McMonster: It's my process as an artist. Don't question it.

oBITCHuary: What if it gets cold?

McMonster: Why would it get cold, silly? We'll never leave the bed.