Chapter Twenty-Two

ROW

Row: You okay?

Cal: I was a second ago. Now a stranger is texting me and I'm a little freaked out. Who is this?

Row: Row.

Cal: Oh. Hi, boss. What do you want?

Row: To see if you're okay. Hence my above question. Program me in.

Cal: Aww. Casablancas. Are we having a moment?

Row: Of regret. You're my employee. I wanted to know whether you are good for service tonight. Get over yourself.

Cal: Boo.

Row: ARE YOU OKAY OR ARE YOU NOT OKAY? HOW HARD IS IT TO ANSWER A YES OR NO QUESTION?

Cal: I'm okay.

Row: Good.

Cal: Are you okay?

Row: Now that I'm about to finish this conversation? Very.