Chapter Nine

CAL

McMonster: Had a hellish day at work.

oBITCHuary: Hey, at least you have a job, show-off.

McMonster: Didn't you say you worked in the food industry yourself?

McMonster: Oh shit. You're unemployed now, aren't you?

oBITCHuary: Thanks for reminding me.

McMonster: Hey, always happy to be of help.

oBITCHuary: I'm super broke. Might lose my apartment if I don't find something soon.

McMonster: I'm sure something will come up.

oBITCHuary: In the small town of Staindrop? Fat chance.

McMonster: You should have more faith in yourself.

oBITCHuary: Why?

McMonster: Because you're you.