Chapter 31

31

Truly: That went well, I’d say.

Charlotte: They won. Of course it went well. Oh, did you mean how you and Jason should be nominated for Oscars for acting like you’re friends?

Truly: It’s not an act!

Charlotte: I know. You really are good friends. Like Spencer and I were. And obviously we still are.

Truly: And now you’re husband and wife, and mommy and daddy too. :)

Charlotte: Seems we did okay. :) Point being, I didn’t smell anything fishy. Well, except for the floor of Yankee Stadium, but that’s up there with the ten surfaces on which you never want to place a purse.

Truly: Alongside the Port Authority?

Charlotte: Yes, and any men’s restroom. Including those in the Four Seasons.

Truly: Don’t forget the Ritz too.

Charlotte: Anyway, just keep on this falling-out-of-bed path and you’ll be fine. As long as you don’t slip onto his dick again, you can totally be friends forever!

Truly: Thanks for the tip. I’ll try to avoid falling onto his cock.

Charlotte: Well, you do have a history of accidentally landing on it.

Truly: Purposefully. It was a purposeful landing.

Charlotte: Own it.