The Hockey Report

THE HOCKEY REPORT

“Good Morning, Boston. I’m Colton, and this is my co-host, Eliza, and we’re here to bring you the Hockey Report.”

“Sorry, Colton. I don’t have it in me. I’m depressed after last night’s game. The team on the ice last night was not the team I’ve been watching for the last six weeks.”

“It was brutal. Brooks Langfield practically stepped out of the crease and pointed toward the net, inviting the puck in.”

“And New York is looking better and better as the season goes on. We’ll have to see how they do against our boys this week. Chicago skated circles around the Bolts’ defense, and their record is nowhere near as good,” Eliza whines.

“New York is definitely a team to watch.”