The Hockey Report

THE HOCKEY REPORT

“Good Morning, Boston. Eliza here, with my co-host, Colton, ready to bring you the Hockey Report.”

“Thank you, Eliza. Not so sure it’s a good morning for everyone in Boston, though.”

Eliza hums. “Yes, while our Boston Bolts pulled out a win last night, it was an ugly one.”

“And you aren’t just referring to the game,” Colton interjects.

“Nope. I think we’re all more interested in what was going on off the ice than on it. There’s a video trending this morning that shows a skirmish between Coach Lukov and Boston’s favorite goalie, Saint Brooks, who didn’t appear very saintlike.”

“No, Eliza, he did not. In fact, it appears he shoved Coach Lukov. It isn’t clear why or what was said, and he wasn’t benched for it.”

“You don’t bench Brooks Langfield,” Eliza deadpans.

“If he was in the wrong, any coach would be well within his rights to bench him. Though if Coach Lukov was in the wrong, that could explain why Brooks continued to play. We can only hope to get more insight into the reason behind the spat between uncle and nephew.”

“That’s the problem with working with family, Colton.”

“She’s my sister, ladies and gentlemen. She’s teasing. She loves working with me.”

“Sometimes,” Eliza jests.