Dinner Party Checklist

Set budget (as small as possible)

Pick a date and time (my next evening off)

Create a guest list (list is very small – see budget)

Choose party games (none. Can’t think of anything more cringey)

Plan the menu (aka cook the most sophisticated thing you can manage. NOT VEGGIE STEW)

Grocery shop (that was HELLISH. Not sure I will recover any time soon)

Iron tablecloth, napkins etc (big fat NOPE)