22. Danger Alphas Chat

Hades

Who slipped a dick pic into my takeout bag?

Storm

A dick pic??

Wait. I got one too

Although I wouldn’t call it a dick pic. More like a dick drawing

Jag

... That has to be Emmy. He’s one of the omega servers at the Wine Shack. I believe he calls those butt blessings.

Fury

... Why. I just found one in my takeout bag, too. WTF?

Rex

I help make (smile emoji)

Storm

Wait. Rex. Are YOU in on this, too? Did YOU put them into our food bags?!

Hades

Don’t start accusing Rex. He doesn’t seem like the sort.

Rex

Not me. Is Emmy

Emmy want sell

Butt blessings good. Work

Storm

Work? On what?? My ass?

Jag

Sigh. Emmy swears up and down that they bless your life. He gave Niall a ton, too. They were falling out of Niall’s pockets and the poor boy looked like he was terrified I’d see them.

Storm

Uhh. So why do we need these blessings, exactly?

Rex

For omega. Get Storm omega

Hades

Yeah, what’s up with that, Storm? Why isn’t Bentham your omega yet?

Storm

Some things need TIME. Get your impatient ass off my case.

Rex

Give omega butt blessing. It work

Fury

Snort