9. Emerson

Me: Everything going okay with the bathroom?

Gi: Besides opening up the wall and fixing the pipe, they haven't done anything, so it looks like you're going to be stuck using my bathroom when you get back.

Me: I'll use the kitchen sink to brush my teeth, and I can shower in the locker room at the field. I won't bother you.

Gi: I'm not that bad to share a bathroom with…

Me: But you don't know that I'm not.

Gi: GIF of eye roll

Streaks added Dragon to the chat.

Streaks: Where we all heading?

Dragon: Why did you put me in this chat again? I'm not chasing ball bunnies with you

Angel Boy: They added me and Martinez, and we're married with kids.

Streaks: We're on the road

Streaks: Guys your better halves are at home

Streaks: There is no reason you can't hang with me

Streaks: Bambi and I will handle all the women don't worry

Martinez: I'm about ten years too old to keep up with you, Streaks.

Streaks: I'm older than you

Angel Boy: Pretty sure you still think you're 22.

Streaks: Look who's got the dad jokes

Angel Boy: Emoji of a middle finger

Streaks: Seriously no one will go out with me?

Dragon: Nope

Dragon left the chat.

Streaks: Bambi?

Streaks: Man????

Streaks: Where you at?????

Martinez: When I saw him earlier, he said he was ordering room service and going to bed.

Streaks added Dragon into the chat.

Streaks: Do you see that, Dragon?

Streaks: Your boy is staying in…

Streaks: He might be dead

Streaks: We must check on him!!!

Dragon: For the love of God, he's a grown-ass man. He doesn't need checking on. Gi and Pop just left Avery's, and I'm FaceTiming her, so leave me alone

Dragon left the chat.

Streaks: Sucks to be you Angel Boy

Angel boy: Why? I'm not in the room with him. I'm at the bar with Martinez and the new guy having a burger and a beer.

Streaks: Seriously?????

Angel Boy: Selfie of Asher Price, Jasper Quinn, and Eddie Martinez at a high-top

Streaks: Fuck you very much

Angel Boy: GIF of a guy falling over laughing

Martinez: We're at Taps on 8th. We were about to tell you.

Streaks: Be there in five

Streaks: Assholes

Gi: Good game. Congrats on your 15th stolen base.

Me: Wow you watched it?

Gi: Avery had Pop and me over for dinner.

Me: Ah, so not by choice.

Gi: GIF of an eye roll

Gi: They still haven't been back to work on the bathroom.

Me: I'll check in with them when I get home.

Gi: Sorry - you're probably out having fun - I'll let you be.

Me: Picture of himself sitting shirtless on his hotel bed.

Gi: I swear Chris talks about how you're always out at a club or a bar…

Me: Not feeling it lately.

Gi: How come?