29. Gianna

Emerson: Did you and Mila get here okay?

Me: She lives in the city.

Emerson: She's from Kansas.

Me: Yeah she grew up there - what's that have to do with anything?

Emerson: I thought we were just stating Mila facts. I don't see how living in the city has anything to do with you two getting to the ballpark…

Me: You think you're funny.

Emerson: So I didn't make you smile?

Me: That's irrelevant.

Emerson: Your smiles are never irrelevant to me.

Me: GIF of an eye roll

Me: Picture of the front of the stadium.

Emerson: Glad you're here safe.

Me: Have a good game.