21. Gianna

Linc: Since it's been a million and two hours and we've still heard nothing I'm assuming that the night ended with the exact kind of bang I like.

Mila: Or they got kidnapped. That happens to famous people sometimes.

Linc: What famous people do you know who've been kidnapped?

Mila: I mean I don't keep a list but isn't that a thing?

Me: No one was kidnapped.

Linc: She rises from the orgasm bliss. Can you walk upright?

Me: GIF of a woman flipping the camera off

Mila: We still doing breakfast before we drive back this morning?

Linc: Of course we are. I want all details.

Me: 9:30 at Mama P's - sound good?

Mila: Yay! I wanna try those banana pancakes.

Linc: Also I have an apartment possibility. A dude in our building with a one-bedroom is looking to sublet. He texted me this morning asking if Eli and I had any interest in getting a bigger place. I gave him your number.

Mila: Wait what? OMG why didn't you tell me?

Linc: Because it's for Gi. Why would I tell you?

Mila: GIF a woman rolling her eyes

Me: Yes give him my number - Mila don't get your hopes up - who knows if I can afford it.

Mila: Hope's already flying high!

Linc: See why I didn't tell you? You're practically screaming in my ear now.