Chapter 5

5

Brawn

T he image appears in my mind, but I don’t understand what it is. It’s long. Made of purple plastic. And…it kind of looks like a penis, to be honest. But it also looks like a rabbit. I’m not sure what it’s supposed to be, or what it’s even used for, but I do have the magical powers to make this so-called “vibrator.”

Make the thing that she wants . I hover my hands above the table and the magic starts to flow through me.

“Brawn!” I jerk in my chair at the sound of Santa’s booming voice, dropping my glowing hands from the bench. I’m not supposed to be in the workshop. He specifically told me that I’m not allowed in here anymore. “What did I tell you? This place is off-limits.” He shakes his head. “If you’re not going to obey my orders, then I’m going to keep you as far away from your temptation as possible. Make you go live with the giants at the North Mountains.”

As much as I love my parents, having to live amongst the giants would be miserable. I’ve spent my life around jolly happy elves, so living amongst a bunch of grumpy antisocials would be like living in hell.

“I’m sorry, Santa. I was only trying to make some of the presents that were requested today.” It’s not entirely a lie; otherwise, he’d be able to see right through it. Elves are known to be terrible liars, and I’m one of the worst.

“That’s good of you, Brawn. And from what I witnessed today, I was pleased. You did me proud, son. You’re a natural at playing me.” He chuckles. “But I have to keep my word, or else you’re never going to learn your lesson. So, you can leave the toy making up to the others. Now, I’ve got a lot to accomplish over the next few days, so you’re on your own, and I’m trusting that you’ll behave. Or else…”

He leaves his warning hanging in the air, but it doesn’t need repeating. He’s not gonna give me a second chance this time. I’m going to reap exactly what I sow.

“You can count on me, Santa.” I promise to be on my very best behavior. I’m going to transform one non-believer back into a believer, which will boost Santa’s magic tank. He’s going to be so proud. And then… he’s going to grant me my Christmas wish.