The Anti-Divorce Plan

Panic.

Once the panic has subsided, identify the problem(s).

If you are the problem, see number six.

Sabotage the divorce efforts in every way possible.

Never tell your twin brother any of your marital problems. (You have one functioning asshole, and you don’t need an inferior one meddling in your business.)

Remain open-minded and search through all of your wife’s personal data to use the information to manipulate her into loving/forgiving you again.

Once you know her every desire, do your research and give her what she craves.

Ensure you do not repeat the mistakes that led you to the divorce.

Variety is the spice of life. Learn to have a better balance in life, and this time, don’t forget your fucking wedding anniversary.

If all the above fails, breed her. She is going nowhere. Not now, not ever.

Bonus tip: Pray that your asshole brother has karma slapped across his face so you may gloat at a later date.

Seth constantly had a million and one things running through his mind, but his life came to an abrupt halt when his wife of six years filed for divorce. He realises the error of his ways, and once the initial shock passes, he sets about trying to win his wife’s heart again.

Katya had gradually become disheartened with the state of her marriage but knew it was time to call it a day when Seth forgot their wedding anniversary. She hadn’t expected her cool, calm, and collected soon-to-be ex-husband to turn into a crazed maniac.

Let the chaos begin.