Chapter 18
18
Ellie
Because a wedding at the Pirate Festival is a big deal—especially since Shipwreck is competing with the Unicorn Festival in the small town of Sarcasm not ten miles away—Monica and Jason are guest judges for the pirate costume, ship model, and food contests, and the entire wedding party is invited along to help offer opinions. So Wednesday night, Wyatt, Tucker, and I join Monica, Jason, and their families at the Deep Blue Retreat Center, where dozens of pirate ship models are on display in the semi-circular conference room, which has windows overlooking the soft, hazy mountain ridges on either side of Shipwreck.
"These are amazing," Monica says as we walk along the curved row of tables holding the ships submitted by the school-age kids in Shipwreck. Some are made of Legos, some out of popsicle sticks, some out of clay, but they're all adorable and really cool in which details the kids picked to highlight.
Almost all of them have a fake bird, and at least half have signs added about no cussing on deck.
My personal favorite is the one made out of recycled food containers, and I know Monica's totally going to vote for that one too, since her day job is making art out of recycled materials.
"Dad, can I make a pirate ship?" Tucker asks.
"Sure. I've got some Legos for you at home."
"No, Dad, to enter in the contest!"
"Next year, bud. They're closed this year."
"I'll judge your ship, Tucker," Monica tells him. "And I'd bet it'll be awesome."
They're best friends since hanging out digging for treasure this morning.
"How's your leg today?" Monica's mom asks me as we make our way to the next room, which has tables and tables loaded down with pirate-themed food.
"Better than a peg leg," I tell her.
"Dad! Dad, can I have an octopus?" Tucker asks.
Wyatt catches him by the shoulders. "Slow down, there, Captain Hollow Leg. See Miss Monica's scoring chart? She needs to decide what's pretty before we taste it, and then she has to rate how good it is."
"No need to worry, we have extras for the wee ones." Pop Rock ambles over, dressed today like his ancestor, Thorny Rock. "Right this way, right this way."
My stomach gives a timely growl, and Monica laughs. "Go on, Ellie. All of you. We'll be done soon."
"I've never eaten a hot dog in my life," Mrs. Dixon murmurs to her husband. "This is the most undignified festival I've ever seen."
"I think it's fun," Sloane declares. "They say fun cures constipation."
Patrick shoots her a look. She smiles back tightly.
And Wyatt and I share a look.
So there's trouble in Patrick-Sloane land.
Pop opens the door to the center's industrial kitchen, and oh my word, the food.
So much food.
Plates and platters of entrées, appetizers, sides, and— "Cookies!" Tucker exclaims.
It's the same food out on display—deviled egg ships with pirate flags, island pizza, quicksand dip, pirate eyeballs, hot dogs cut into wedges with the bottom half sliced to give it octopus legs, meat cannonballs—except there are paper pirate plates and napkins and a huge bowl of pirate punch that's obviously been dipped into.
"Eat up, me hearties," Pop says. "That there be kiddie punch, because me blasted crew drank up all the rum last night."
"Are these meatballs made with chicken?" Mrs. Dixon demands, pointing to the pirate eyeballs.
Monica's mom smiles. She's dressed like a hippie pirate, with a scabbard tied over her flowery muumuu and a pirate hat on her short graying hair. "Yes, Caroline, they're chicken. I called ahead and checked because I knew you'd prefer it."
Wyatt and I both turn around before Mrs. Dixon looks at either of us. He dives for a plate to help Tucker make a few healthy choices before getting to dessert, and I take a minute to wipe the smile off my face as I pretend to decide between the quicksand dip and shovels—aka hummus and vegetables—and the grilled parrot—aka chicken wings.
Ultimately, both win.
We all load up our plates and carry them into the center's dining room, where other judges are eating and discussing the festival. Monica's mom takes the seat beside me at the rectangular table, and Wyatt and Tucker pile in across from us.
Jason's family sits at the table behind me, and I breathe a sigh of relief that I can make any face I want without fear of getting an earful of loudly murmured insults.
"Ellie, honey, how's work?" Monica's mom asks.
I tell her about a few of the projects I've been overseeing. My parents' environmental firm has contracts to retrofit several aging buildings around Copper Valley to improve energy efficiency. We're also working on initiatives with the local government to promote more recycling options around the city, and we've been branching farther and farther into other parts of Virginia, West Virginia, North Carolina, Kentucky, and Tennessee.
She asks Wyatt about his job, and he downplays the whole flies jets with untested systems thing, because god forbid the man toot his own horn. Tucker's too busy chowing down on everything on his plate to talk. He has a smear of ketchup across his face, which makes me smile, both because Tucker gets cuter every day, and also because it makes me remember holding Wyatt at ketchup-point this morning.
But then I'm frowning, because I'm not supposed to let myself find Wyatt attractive, since it's bad for our health.
And I probably shouldn't get attached to his son either.
Monica's mom asks how we met and started dating, and we trip over each other telling contradictory stories that all make Tucker giggle, but we're saved by Monica dropping into the seat on the other side of her mother.
"Don't listen to them," Monica says. "Their relationship thrives on one-upping each other. The real story is that they've been in love since they were teenagers but were both too stubborn and scared to do anything about it until recently."
I open my mouth to argue, but I realize she's boxed us into a corner.
She grins at me.
And Wyatt leaps up, uses his chair as a vault to fly across the cafeteria table.
"Wha—" I start, turning to watch him leap across the table behind us too. "Oh, shit."
"Oh my god," Monica gasps.
Jason drops his plate upside down and rushes to the table too, where Wyatt's lifting Caroline Dixon off her chair and giving her the Heimlich.
Her eyes are huge, her face mottling, lips parted and bluing at the edges as she struggles to breathe.
Wyatt thrusts his fist under her breastbone once, twice, and on the third thrust, a piece of meatball flies out of her mouth and lands square on Patrick's plate. I don't know where Sloane or Mr. Dixon are, but they're not at the table.
It's just Mrs. Dixon and Patrick, who's now rushing toward his mother too.
She gasps and sags and makes a very unladylike expression that's too garbled to fully be called an expletive, but I'm pretty sure she just said fuck .
Wyatt helps her to sitting. "Okay now?" he asks.
She gulps hard, panting, and nods without looking at him.
"Back up, give her space," Patrick snaps. He shoves Wyatt out of the way and squats. "Are you okay? Is anything broken? Did he crack a rib?"
"He saved her life, you jackass," Jason snaps, approaching quickly from the other side of the long table.
"Quit fighting," she rasps out. "And hand me a drink."
Adrenaline belatedly makes my veins fizz. My legs wobble while Wyatt quietly steps away from the Dixons and returns the long way to our table.
"My dad's a hero," Tucker whispers.
"You're damn right," Monica says softly, her voice thick too.
Her mother's fanning her face, eyes bright like she's fighting back tears. "Lordy goodness," she murmurs. "That was scary as all dickens."
Tucker's eyes are huge, borderline scared, and I reach across the table to squeeze his little hand. "Hey. It's okay."
"Did she die?"
"No, sweetie. She's okay."
He glances at his plate, full of hot dog octopi and big chunks of fruit and cookies. Then back at all the grown-ups fussing and panicking belatedly at the next table.
"Just chew it good," I tell him.
He nods and gives me a brave smile, and I suddenly don't know how I could do it.
How do you protect someone you love so much from ever getting hurt? Or let them hurt when they have to?
How do you survive it?
My respect for Wyatt is growing by the second.
Parenthood isn't for the weak.
Monica heads to help Jason, and her mom sinks back to her seat, but I watch Wyatt casually walk past two families at the end of the rows of tables, all gaping at him like he's the hero Tucker knows him to be, while he keeps his head down, hands in his pockets.
He doesn't look up until he's back in his seat next to Tucker, and then, his focus is all on his son. "Ah-ah, I saw that. Fruit swords before treasure cookies."
Tucker grins, his fear fading with Wyatt beside him again. "Good job, Dad."
I could probably explain what I do next, but I don't want to.
Let's just say it ends with me bending across the table, grabbing Wyatt by the cheeks, and planting a kiss worthy of a hero on his lips.
And there might've been some belated applause.
For him being a hero, I mean.
Not for me kissing him.
Because that would be ridiculous.
And dangerous.
But two hours later, I'm grateful to be safe and sound back in Beck's house. No deer or foxes or wolves darted in front of my car, and clearly they didn't get Wyatt either, since he pulls up right behind me.
Neither of us has said another word about Mrs. Dixon choking.
Or about me kissing the stuffing out of him.
And I'm not planning on mentioning it.
Especially the kissing part.
Until I walk through the basement door from the garage and realize there's a huge water stain over the bar. "What—" I start, and then I know.
"The dishwasher," Wyatt and I say in unison.
"I started it before we left." He scrubs a hand over his face. "Davis probably didn't notice."
I just gape at him and continue to point at the ceiling.
"I know, I know," he sighs. "I'll go get towels."
I should argue that I'll clean it up. That this is my fault for kissing him. But I know he'll insist on helping, and then we'll be within looking distance of each other, and I'm really, really starting to be convinced that we probably shouldn't ever even live in the same town. "I'm going to bed. And I'm locking the door," I inform him.
He smirks. "You're ridiculous."
"Dad, can I watch baseball?" Tucker asks through a yawn.
I don't wait to hear his answer, because I'm already starting to get attached to both of them.
The universe is being a real dick.
Or maybe I need to quit looking for what's easy —like Wyatt just landing in my lap this week—and actually figure out what I want to do about getting my life back on track.
He was right this morning.
The doctors didn't know if they'd be able to repair my hip and leg enough for me to ever walk again.
But here I am. Limping my stiff self up the stairs.
I am going to be physically fine again.
It's time to figure out what the rest of me needs.