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Chapter 1

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T he dice hit the scarred wood with the rattle and crack of musket fire. A sharp howl followed, as if the dotted cubes of ivory had indeed dealt a mortal wound.

“May Lucifer be poxed, I’m done for!”

A rumble of drunken laughter greeted the slurred words.

“Aw, stop your infernal moanings and have another tipple, Woodbridge. It’s still early and your luck is bound to come around.”

The other gentlemen who were pressed cheek to jowl around the gaming table nodded while the one who had spoken groped for the large wad of vowels and shifted them a bit closer to his person. “Let’s have another throw, but, say, at double the stakes this time—” The words dissolved in a loud belch and hiccup. Uncorking another bottle of port, he sloshed a generous amount in each of the empty glasses before him. “To make it interesting, I’ll put up five thousand pounds against each of you in turn.”

“Damn nipcheese of a pater won’t spring for another farthing ‘til next quarter day,” groused a short, ginger-haired man whose bulbous nose was already threatening to eclipse the vivid color of his thinning locks.

“Your note is good til then, Hervey. What about the rest of you?”

The portly viscount seated to the right of Hervey took a moment to grope at the scantily dressed barmaid moving by his chair before nodding a quick assent. The gentleman to the left, his weaselly face screwed in an even more furtive expression than usual, did the same.

“Belmont and Jarvis here have coffers as deep as Loch Ness,” whined the last of the group as he waved a unsteady hand at the other two. The burr of his Scottish accent was roughened by the goodly amount of whiskey he had consumed. “They can afford to match their blunt against yourn, but I’m rather strapped for the coin of the realm at the moment.” He ran a careless hand over his disheveled cravat, already stained with sweat, and flicked the ash from a half smoked cheroot off one of the sagging folds. “What say ye, Bull, will ye take some pledge aught than sterling?”

“Perhaps, MacAllister—if it’s interesting enough.” Baron Trumbull’s bleary eyes became a tad more focused. “What do you have in mind?” he demanded.

The Scot leaned over and whispered something.

A meaty palm smacked against the rough wood, setting the dice to bouncing over its breadth. It was followed by a roar of laughter loud enough that for a moment it drowned out the babble of curses and slap of cards echoing through the murky confines of the gambling hell.

“The Devil’s ballocks, how can a man say no to that!” cried the baron, a lopsided leer tugging at his slack lips. “A bawdy house in Chigwell, you say? You are offering to put up a bawdy house as your stakes?”

“Aye. The girls be sturdy Scottish lasses.” MacAllister gave a sly wink. “From the Highlands, where they breed ‘em for spirit and stamina, if that’s ter yer taste, laddie.”

“Oh, that’s quite to my taste. You’re on,” he agreed, already licking his chops at thought of what delectable dishes might be served up for his pleasure. When the lewd jests from the rest of his cronies finally petered out, he turned in some impatience to the last man of their party. “Well, what say you, Woodbridge, will you stop your sniveling and join in as well?”

The earl drained his glass. “Mac ain’t the only one with pockets empty of blunt. He ain’t the only one with flesh to offer, either,” he growled in a sulky mutter. A dribble of sticky spirits ran down his unshaven chin but it went ignored as he sought to trump the grinning Scot. “I got an even better offer.”

“Oh?” Trumbull leaned forward, nearly losing his balance and toppling from the rickety chair. “Pray, what could be better than a houseful of sluts?”

It took even longer for the shouts of inebriated laughter and risqué comments to die away.

Woodbridge bared his teeth in an attempt at a smile. “How about a husband for that troublesome chit of a daughter you are always complaining about? Think on it. Finally free of all family responsibilities. And you would be rid of the bother and expense of a Season, something you couldn’t avoid when she comes of age.”

“Hmm. And just who do you propose for such a match?”

“My youngest son.” Gratified by the gasps of surprise from the rest of the group, he went on with some smugness. “The match is a good connection, for though he won’t have the title, ours is a good family. You might do better, but not without a good deal more effort and expense on your part.”

“Ain’t the girl only a child, Bull?” asked Hervey.

“And a sharp-tongued little shrew, just like her mother. Anyway, fourteen ain’t so young?—”

The earl waved away the objection as well. “Aye, it’s done all the time. Lock her back in the nursery for a few years, if need be.”

Trumbull rubbed at his jaw. “What makes you think your son will be willing to go through with it?”

“Oh, he’ll be willing, I promise you,” answered Woodbridge, a nasty smirk slowly turning his expression even uglier. “I’ve got control over the one thing he wants, and to get it, he’ll have to dance to my tune, for once.” Under his breath he added, “And a merry jig I’ll make him dance. Serve the impudent whelp right, after all the times he’s flaunted my authority over the years.”

“Is he still a pup, then?”

“No, no, nineteen—or is it twenty? Can’t keep track of the whole cursed litter of them.”

The baron didn’t hesitate more than a second or two. “Done. You’re on as well, Woodbridge.” He reached for the dice and caressed them between his fingers. “Come, gentlemen, let’s play.”

It was over rather quickly. Hervey scribbled out another vowel while Belmont, Jarvis and MacAllister each chortled over their winnings.

When it came to his turn, Woodbridge stared at the baron’s toss of double sixes and simply shrugged. “Ain’t many times when losing affords me nearly as much pleasure as winning,” he muttered.

“Can’t say I wouldn’t have preferred a whore to a husband,” frowned Trumbull. “But might as well make some use of the deal. Let’s have the thing over and done with as soon as possible. I daresay in another two years she’ll be your son’s responsibility, not mine anymore.”

Belmont cracked open a fresh bottle and poured another round. “I say, how about a toast to the lucky couple and their prospect of wedded bliss.”

That drew the biggest laugh of all.

The bride, swathed in a confection of white silk that was nearly three sizes too large for her tiny frame, was all but dwarfed by the bull of a man who led her down the aisle. It was well that size and strength were inarguably in his favor, for by the way the slip of a girl was dragging her feet, she looked ready to bolt if given half a chance.

The small church was empty save for the girl’s governess and several of the groom’s family.

The groom himself was nowhere to be seen.

“Dammit all, Woodbridge,” growled Trumbull out of the corner of his mouth as he passed the front pew. “You promised me the fellow would show. If you’ve caused me to go to the trouble?—”

“Ahem.” The rector cleared his throat in mild rebuke at the baron’s choice of language.

“There’s nothing to worry about. He’ll be here,” answered Woodbridge, though his face betrayed a trifle less assurance than his nonchalant tone. His elbow dug into the ribs of the young man at his side. ”Where the devil is keeping them?” he whispered, ignoring the clergyman’s baleful stare. “You said Harry had things well under control when you left them.”

“He did, Father, I swear it. I can’t imagine what?—”

His words were interrupted by creak of the heavy oak door being wrenched open, then falling shut with a resounding bang.

“Sorry for the delay,” said the heir to the Woodbridge title, a young man whose thin, reedy build was in marked contrast to his father’s bulging beefiness. “Dreadfully sorry,” he repeated, trying to straighten the creased folds of his cravat with one hand while the other sought to keep the gentleman who was leaning against his left shoulder upright.

Neither attempt was overly successful. The starched linen refused to fall into any semblance of order, while his companion’s knees folded all too neatly, threatening to send him sprawling on his face smack in the middle of the aisle. Lord Harry Fenimore abandoned his struggles with the recalcitrant Trone d’Amour in favor of using two hands to right his listing sibling.

“Sorry,” he intoned yet again, seemingly at a loss for anything better to say. The sound of their shoes beat an erratic tattoo on the stone floor as the two of them tacked from side to side, narrowly missing coming to grief on more than one of the varnished pews. Finally the eldest Fenimore managed to straighten their steps and navigate a course toward the alter. With an audible sigh of relief, he drew his youngest brother to a dead stop.

By then it was evident to all that the groom was dead drunk.

“What are you waiting for, man? Get on with it!” ordered Trumbull through gritted teeth.

“Er, yes, of course, my lord.” Goaded on by the sharp words, the rector appeared to be in as great a hurry as the baron to be done with the havey cavey affair and sailed through the first part of the ceremony without lifting his eyes from the pages of his prayer book.

“Do you, ah, Elizabeth Jane Aurora take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, ‘til death do you part?”

There was an ominous silence that lasted until Trumbull gave his daughter’s arm a shake and whispered in her ear. The soft sound that then came out may or may not have been a “yes” but as the girl made no attempt to flee, the rector ignored such nuances and raced on.

The same question was asked of the groom. His response was a slurred “Why the hell not?”

That gave the clergyman some pause for thought. “Uh, I shall take that as a yes,” he decided after a moment of hesitation. Then, without further ado, he decided to skip over the rest of the ceremony and simply mumbled, ”I now pronounce you man and wife.”

The book snapped shut

A pen was handed to the bride, who carefully wrote out her signature on the marriage lines in a neat copperplate script. The groom’s fingers, guided in no small part by his brother’s hand, scrawled what looked to be an illegible scribble. The witnesses then stepped forward to affix their names to the document as well, and the ceremony was at an end.

“Well, aren’t you going to kiss your lovely bride, sir?” asked the rector, trying to inject a proper spirit to the odd proceedings while mopping at his brow with a large handkerchief.

Lord James Hadley Alexander Fenimore took one look at the veiled child who was now his lawfully wedded wife, then turned away and was promptly sick in the urn of cut tulips and dahlias.

“Sorry,” intoned his oldest brother.

Trumbull marched his daughter over to where her governess stood, white-lipped with silent anger. “Take her home,” he ordered. “And stop glaring at me as if I were a naughty schoolboy.”

“The birch rod should have been turned on your worthless hide years ago,” she retorted.

The baron’s face turned an angry shade of red. “Remember, two more years, then out onto the streets you go as well.” he snarled. “And may you starve in the gutter for all I care, you meddlesome woman. If it weren’t for the fact that the little hellion would raise more trouble than its worth, I’d turn your sour face out far sooner than that.”

“Unnatural man,” said the governess, uncowed by his threats. “You are as monstrous a father as you were a husband.”

He looked as if to speak, but then simply turned on his heel and stalked off to where Woodbridge and his sons were milling about in some uncertainty.

“I’ve arranged for a wedding breakfast at Trumbull Close before all of you head back to Town,” he announced with a brittle joviality. His gaze ran over the gentlemen while speaking, and the forced smile slowly disappeared as he counted only three of them. “I say, where the devil is my daughter’s husband? Can’t have a proper wedding breakfast without the damn fellow.”

All eyes turned on Lord Harry Fenimore. He swallowed hard. “Ah, well, as to that, I’m afraid Alex is in a bit of a hurry.” Before anyone could press him further on the matter, the groom reappeared from a side vestry, slightly more steady on his feet this time around.

The Earl of Woodbridge began to voice his displeasure but stopped short on seeing that his youngest son had already shrugged out of his coat of navy superfine and had the scarlet regimentals of a lieutenant in the Horse Guards draped over his broad shoulders. “So, I see you have wasted no time in purchasing your colors,” he growled after a moment.

“I’ve kept my end of the bargain, Father.” His lips curled up in undisguised contempt. “Knowing the value of your word, I took no chance that you might renege on the rest of the deal and had Perkins finish all the arrangements and the transfer of funds before I left Town.”

“Ungrateful whelp,” snarled the earl. “I should take a belt to your hide for such disrespect.”

A slow smile played on Alex’s rugged features as he straightened to his full, not inconsiderable height. “Would you care to try it again, sir? As I recall, your last attempt resulted in a black eye and two broken ribs. Not mine, I might add, though I was a good deal smaller than you at the time.”

His father choked down a curse but edged back a step.

“As for being ungrateful,” continued Alex. “On the contrary, dear pater—I am most thankful for the chance to put as much distance as possible between myself and your clutch-fisted attempts at tyranny. Indeed, my regiment sets sail for India tonight on the ebb tide.”

“India!” sputtered Trumbull, his pudgy face growing pale with dismay. “Why, that’s …” He had to close his eyes and think for a moment. “… far away. Very far away. How long will you be gone.”

Alex shrugged. “I’ve no idea. The longer, the better.”

“B-but your father promised you would take the chit off my hands when she turned sixteen.”

“Did he?” He began to do up the row of polished gold buttons. “Then I suggest you discuss the matter with him. It’s of no interest to me what you two scoundrels have arranged. I doubt I shall ever lay eyes on the girl again.”

“But …” Trumbull’s words trailed off as Alex moved behind a pew and stepped out of his pantaloons and dress pumps. Taking out a pair of buckskins breeches from the small valise he had brought in with him, he pulled them on and started to tuck in his shirt.

The baron tried another tack. “You have a responsibility to the girl! She’s your wife, for God’s sake—you can’t just abandon her.”

“Can’t I?” he replied coolly. “She is my wife in name only. As far as I’m concerned, I am as much a pawn in this grotesque game as she is. If you are so worried about her welfare, see to it yourself.”

“Woodbridge!” he cried, a note of desperation creeping into his voice. “What about your promise?”

The earl shuffled from one foot to another. “I suppose we might pack her off to Rexford House. It’s the smallest and most rundown of the Woodbridge lands. And the most isolated. It passed to Alex directly from his grandfather on his reaching his majority.” He pursed his lips. “Yes, that should answer for it. Trust me, she will be well out of your way there and won’t be able to raise any trouble.”

The baron looked somewhat placated. “You’ll raise no fuss about such an arrangement, Fenimore?

“None whatsoever.” Alex tugged on his Hessians and straightened his collar. “I told you, do whatever you wish with her. I couldn’t care less.” Hoisting his valise in one hand, he made one last adjustment to his coat and started for the door. “Harry. Charles. Come walk me to my horse so that we may say a proper goodbye. God knows if or when I shall ever see England again.”

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