Zak’s WhatsApp Messages

ZAK

Fucking Connie turned up at Uncle Mark's just as we got here!! Was she waiting around the corner or something?

OSCAR

No way! Sorry mate. I messaged Deac to tell him you were here. Did he tell her?? What a fucking melt!

ZAK

She said he told Nick who told Dan. Why the hell would he tell her that her ex was back? He's the fucking melt.

OSCAR

You know what she's like she probably read his messages without him knowing. How was the ‘reunion'.

ZAK

Shit. She was rude to Maddy and tried to flirt with me. God, I wonder sometimes what I saw in her.

OSCAR

She hid her fucking bitchy princess vibe well for a long time. Plus she's fit!

ZAK

Yeah well I think my new gf is fitter!! See you later mate.

OSCAR

Yeah look forward to meeting her and your new mates. And I'll make sure everyone knows to keep Connie away from you. What you planning today – going into London?

ZAK

Appreciate it. See you about 7. Gonna grab some food and chill this afternoon. Going into the city tomorrow before we leave.

OSCAR

Does chill include sex!!!

ZAK

I couldn't possibly comment! See you later ??