102. The Travel Text Messages

Chapter 102

The Travel Text Messages

Princess: Did you seriously eat all the coffee cake?

Luke: You were gone!

Princess: I was gone for one night. You ate the whole thing.

Luke: It was a long night. The bed is lonely without you.

Princess: Sucking up won’t get you out of this one, Player.

Luke: Fine, I’ll let you spank me when I get home Wednesday.

Princess: You’d like that too much. And I won’t be here Wednesday. I have to fly to Quebec that morning.

Luke: Fuck. I forgot.

Luke: That sucks.

Luke: You can still spank me though.

Luke: How was your meeting?

Princess: Productive. French.

Luke: Hold up. You speak French?

Princess: Pas bien.

Luke: What did you call me?

Princess: My French is barely passable.

Luke: I’ll be the judge of that.

Princess: How could you possibly do that?

Luke: It’s the language of love, right?

Princess: So some say.

Luke: That’s all I need to know, Green Eyes.

Princess: Bye, Luke.

Princess: Good luck at your game tonight.

Luke: Thanks, Wife. You going to watch?

Princess: Blizz and I have our spots ready on the couch.

Luke: Blizz the stuffed animal or the suit?

Princess: Are you honestly asking me if I draped the empty Blizz suit on the couch and put his head on the back cushion, so it’s like he’s watching too?

Luke: Well, when you word it like that… Yeah.

Princess: You are unwell.

Luke: I can’t believe I’m missing you by six hours.

Princess: I know. This is stupid.

Luke: When I’m offseason, I’m coming with you to the cool places you go.

Princess: I’m in Nebraska.

Luke: I know. They invented the Reuben.

Princess: Hold, please.

Princess: Okay, I just looked that up. Why do you know that?

Luke: Why don’t you know that?

Princess: I can’t believe you kept your cup!

Luke: What cup?

Princess: The slushie cup from Vegas.

Luke: Oh, you mean my half of our wedding glasses? Of course I kept it.

Luke: Don’t tell me you threw yours away.

Princess: There were times I thought about it. But I didn’t.

Luke: Good.

Princess: Are these my sunglasses?

Luke: The white ones?

Princess: Yeah.

Luke: You really are snooping through every cupboard.

Princess: I thought I lost these in Mexico.

Luke: Funny, I found them in Mexico.

Luke: You still want me to meet you at the thing tomorrow night?

Princess: If you don’t mind. My dad is for sure going to be there, and we can’t put off seeing him forever. Public event might be better than a private dinner.

Luke: Agreed. What’s the dress code?

Princess: Black and white. I’m wearing white.

Luke: Classy.

Luke: I might be just a little late, but I’ll find you.

Princess: Thank you. I owe you for this one.

Luke: Let me take a pic of you in the suit and we’re even.