My bruised heart doesn't stand a chance against this charmer!

I hate my greedy stepfather and his multi-million dollar company, but I'm so close to being out from under his thumb. All I have to do is visit this tiny town no-one's heard of and sign over a piece of property to one of his cronies, and I'll finally get access to my inheritance. But when I arrive in Eastshore Isle, I realize it's not going to be that easy.

Because this place might be small, but it's also warm, friendly, and totally desperate to keep me from selling the historic district to that developer. So desperate, in fact, that they've assigned an escort to schmooze me: A tall, charming, and utterly gorgeous orc, who just happens to be the internet celebrity I've been crushing on for a year.

Thebes doesn't realize that I don't need champagne, fine dining, and fast cars to sway my resolve; all it takes is his love. But when my stepfather figures out what's going on in Eastshore Isle, I'm never going to get my independence, am I?