Prologue

Not everyone is meant to sit on the throne. Prince Jadon of the beautiful ?les de la Réverie proved just that last Saturday night.

In a three-minute video that has since gone viral, the visibly sloshed seventeen-year-old royal was caught inside GOLDRUSH, a trendy Los Angeles night club, ranting about his country's beloved Prime Minister Barnard. He's quoted calling PM Barnard "an unforgivable, worthless waste of oxygen," among other expletive-filled declarations The Dish and Chips refuses to print.

Footage also shows empty shot glasses, questionable pill-shaped items, and HRH Prince Jadon's best mate: Kofi Baptiste, son of an international hotel developer and a BAFTA-winning actress.

Experts inside of Centauri Palace have yet to identify the video's unknown source.

No official statement has been released from King Simon, who's only in his eighth year as monarch following the death of his father, King Jacques III, from a lengthy battle with leukemia. Crisis talks have forced Crown Princess Annika, 21, to return early from a European tour.

This isn't the first time Prince Un-Charming has been caught behaving poorly. Remember Mayhem in Marseille? The Worst Supper in Milan? Royal insiders noted the recent breakup with model Léon Barnard, who also happens to be the prime minister's son, as the probable cause.

Elsewhere, Crown Chat reports Prince Jadon's outburst was "most likely influenced by his American roots." King Simon's union with California-born Queen Ava marked the first time a monarch married outside of Réverie.

After this latest scandal, all eyes are on Prince Jadon's next move. The biggest question remains: Is this Rebel Royal truly fit to carry the weight of his birthright?