Chapter Fifty

WAGs Chat

Leo: Did you see Andy's post?

Felix: It's sweet.

Ford: It was written up by PR. Of course it's sweet.

Ezra: I happen to think it's romantic, but then I'm a big softie when it comes to love.

Ford: Says the guy who didn't want Leo and Andy back together.

Ezra: Rude. But true. Andy's back in my good graces now.

Maverick: But you're happy now, right, boo? You've been very supportive lately.

Ezra: Because I am a supportive bestie.

Ezra: And yes, I'm happy now. As long as Andy doesn't hurt Leo again.

Matthias: That post is sugar sweet.

Blake: Not how Killian came out. All alpha and caveman like.

Matthias: Mm, I like him like that.

Leo: Andy helped to write that post. It wasn't like it was all written for him. He wanted everyone to know that he loved me. He's also the one who suggested the picture.

Holt: That picture is a nice touch. You two look cute.

Noel: The post is perfect, Leo.

Seth: I might have teared up a little.

Wyatt: Noel and I can back that up. He got very emotional.

Maverick: Aww, Seth. You've come so far.

Ezra: He's always been a bit of a romantic. He just needed a little help when it came to the love department.

Leo: So did Noel.

Wyatt: But not me, right? I was always keen on a relationship.

Saint: Yeah, you were.

Wyatt: Really? You're going to go there?

Saint: Sorry, sorry, I was trying to make a joke that backfired. I didn't mean anything by it.

Blake: Is it weird that some of you dated and slept with your friend's significant others?

Ezra: CC didn't sleep with Noel.

Leo: They kissed, though. It's weird now that I think about it.

Ezra: Thanks for that visual and reminder.

Noel: Carson and I only dated because Watts pushed for it. There was never any spark. We're better off as friends. There wasn't even tongue in that kiss.

Holt: Watson never dated anyone from the WAGs except me. He didn't really date. He just had a few three-ways with Mason, though.

Parker: Ew, that's my father.

Holt: Whoops, sorry about that.

Ezra: Hold up, Mason and Watts?

Holt: It's not what you think. There was no swords crossing.

Parker: *puke emoji*

Felix: I mean, what if there was, and they just didn't tell you?

Parker: STOP IT

Leo: You're making Parker very uncomfortable. Please don't scare away my new friend.

Ezra: Sorry, boo. Sometimes we get a little carried away.

Noel: Understatement.

Parker: It's fine. Just don't talk about my dad like that. It's creepy and weird. As far as I'm concerned, he's only ever been with my mom.

Matthias: I can't get that image out of my head now. Mason and Watts.

Holt: Well, you need to, because it never happened.

Parker: Dear God, why?

Matthias: Sorry, sorry. I'll let it go.

Matthias: Holt, text me later.

Felix: Is there a problem with swords crossing? Noel, Wyatt, and Seth are literally in a triad relationship. I'm sure there's plenty of it. But feel free to fill us in if I'm wrong. Or provide photographic evidence. I have questions.

Ford: What is wrong with you?

Noel: We will not be discussing our sex life with anyone.

Seth: But I do have pictures.

Noel: Baby, don't.

Wyatt: The pictures are pretty hot.

Noel: What did I just say?

Felix: Daddy's mad.

*Noel has left the chat*

*Ezra has added Noel to the chat*

Noel: Damnit. I'm going to block all of you.

Ezra: You wouldn't dare. I would immediately drive over to your house and read all the messages to you with a megaphone.

Seth: I love you, Noel, but I would love to see that happen.

Noel: Get your ass into this kitchen right now, Seth.

Wyatt: Can I watch?

Dean: Sorry I'm late. Give me a second to catch up.

Saint: Dean was getting railed this morning.

Maverick: Please don't say railed and Dean together in the same sentence.

Ezra: Saint, you're extra snarky today. I like it.

Dean: I mean, he's not wrong.

Maverick: What is wrong with all of you today?

Ford: How much time do you have?