Chapter Forty-Six

WAGs Chat

Maverick: Go ahead, Ezra. I know you're ready to explode with excitement.

Holt: What's happening? Are you pregnant?

Ezra: Haha, you're hilarious. As much as I beg CC to breed me, it hasn't happened yet.

Matthias: Wow.

Blake: Dude.

Felix: My eyes are burned. Ford, I can't see. Is that you?

Saint: Mm, I kind of have a breeding kink, too.

Seth: Same, boo, same.

Noel: I hate you all so much.

Wyatt: Liar, you love us.

Ford: What the fuck is wrong with all of you? You're supposed to be the adults here.

Parker: Uh, should I be reading this? Is it adults only or something?

Leo: Boo, you're a WAG now. This is part of the fun.

Ezra: Please, like all of you don't beg your boyfriends and husband to fill your—

Noel: EZRA!

Dean: Uh...I don't think I've ever done that once. And who said I'm the one getting fucked?

Maverick: My children, boo, please. I know they're not kids anymore, but please.

Ezra: Sorry.

Ezra: Not sorry! Ha!

Matthias: I mean, I get it. I might have a child now, too, but I totally get it.

Holt: Having a child made you and Killian soundproof your walls so you didn't scar poor little Archer for life.

Matthias: And? What's your point?

Maverick : Can we get back to the original conversation that didn't include breeding and loud sex noises?

Wyatt: I am very intrigued.

Ezra: Right, so we're all going out tomorrow night.

Noel: We? As it the WAGs or...

Ezra: Yes, yes, we're having a skating night at the Panthers coliseum.

Maverick: Stadium, boo.

Ezra: Stadium, coliseum, whatever. It's where big, hockey hunks push one another around on knife shoes. The point is, we are all going. Together.

Wyatt: OMG!

Saint: You really don't know a thing about hockey, do you, Ezra?

Ezra: I know enough and that's all that matters.

Seth: *laughing emoji*

Noel: For once, I have to agree with you.

Felix: I'm up for hockey hunks.

Blake: Me, too.

Dean: I'm only up for one hockey hunk, but count me in.

Ezra: Felix, Ford, we've already invited RJ.

Ford: What?

Felix: Oh, a racing hunk. Even better.

Seth: I don't skate. Like, I've never even put on a pair of skates in my entire life. What if I hurt myself?

Wyatt: Angel, I'll catch you.

Holt: Watson is getting on that ice over my dead body.

Matthias: Would he try?

Holt: Probably. He's so stubborn. He can't drive a car, but he thinks he can skate. No way, mister.

Ezra: And Lucas has invited Parker.

Saint: Well, this sucks.

Seth: Oh, babe, I'm so sorry. When are you and Asher coming to visit again? It would be so much better if the two of you were here. You should convince him to move here.

Saint: Next month, I think?

Maverick: Yes, Boston is playing the Panthers on the second.

Seth: I can't wait to see you again!

Noel: What time is this shindig going down? What if I had plans? Do I have to get on skates?

Maverick: What are you, ninety years old? No one says shindig. And skates are not a requirement. You can sit on the sidelines and cheer everyone else on.

Seth: Oh, thank God. I'd hate to fall and hurt myself.

Parker: I'm sorry, but this feels like a family thing. Why am I invited again? Is this why Lucas invited me?

Ezra: Because you're family.

Leo: That is so sweet. You all are the best.

Parker: You know who this is, right? Parker Pelletier.

Ezra: Babe, we know who you are.

Dean: I'm excited to get back on some skates. Beau took me once in Boston, and even though I nearly broke my ass, it was the time of my life.

Maverick: I bet.

Noel: Please don't.

Maverick: Everyone, plan to get there around seven. Jax said he has the place until midnight. We'll order some takeout and just have fun. Make sure to dress accordingly because it gets cold in there. Lots of layers.

Matthias: Killian is going to hate this.

Holt: Killian hates everything.

Dean: That sounds about right.

Blake: Spot on for Killian.

Matthias: Are you ganging up on my husband? *gasp*

Leo: We love your husband; he can be a bit grumpy at times. Although I think that Noel is the grumpiest.

Noel: Thank you.

Seth: Babycakes, that wasn't a compliment.

Noel: It totally was. I accept that crown and wear it proudly.

Maverick: You aren't getting my crown, Noel.

Seth: But I get to wear it on my wedding day, right?

Maverick: Yes, you can.

Parker: There's a crown? What is happening right now? Leo?

Leo: Don't worry, boo, this is all part of the fun.

Felix: I want to wear a crown.

Maverick: And when you marry RJ, you can wear it. Or share it with your brother. Whatever works for you.

Ford: DAD

Maverick: So anyway, tomorrow at the stadium at seven o'clock. Don't be late! I can't wait to see everyone. It feels like it's been too long.

Saint: It has. I'm sad I'm going to miss it.

Seth: I will FaceTime you, so it feels like you're there with us. And then the next time you visit, we'll go skating. Or you can skate while I watch.

Ezra: I love that idea.

Saint: Aw...

Wyatt: That's sweet, angel.

Noel: Very.

Seth: What can I say? I'm a sweet person.

Leo: This is going to be so much fun.

Blake: I have to agree. Tommy tried to teach me how to skate once, and it didn't end too well, but it'll be cool to hang out with everyone.

Matthias: It's been forever.

Parker: This is going to be awkward.

Maverick: No, boo, it's going to be great. You'll see.

Parker: Sure. I guess.

Ford: Guess I better find my winter coat.

Felix: Me, too.

Maverick: Boys, I put them up in the attic. I'll make sure they're ready in time for tomorrow night. I'll see everyone then. Don't be late.