Chapter Thirty-Six

WAGs Chat

Maverick: Is everything all set at the house?

Matthias: Yep, Kill and I just finished setting up the balloons. Archer only popped two.

Ezra: I can't believe I'm missing the decorating. This is so disappointing. I live for that shit. On a happier note, I think Leo and Andy are going to love what you had done to the guesthouse, Mav.

Dean: It looks good. It's amazing what some fresh paint and new furniture can do to a place. Not that it wasn't beautiful before.

Maverick: The boys can fix it up the way they really want once they officially move in, but I figured this was a head start. A nice little homecoming.

Blake: Mav, the grill you have is more than impressive. Remind me to ask you where it came from. I think Tommy and I could use one.

Dean: Didn't you just get a new grill?

Blake: Uh, yeah, but the Olsons' grill is way better. It would be fun to have the same one, right? Twins or whatever.

Felix: That's not how being a twin works.

Wyatt: I like the brick oven myself. It's why I had one put in at our place.

Noel: The one we never use.

Seth: Because we're too busy boning.

Ford: What did I get myself into?

Maverick: Focus, boos, this is about Leo and Andy right now. Worry about boning your boyfriends and husbands later.

Dean: Mav said boning.

Maverick: How old are you again?

Dean: Old enough to know that I enjoy boning my fiancé and not to be afraid to tell you.

Saint: Mm, same.

Dean: Excuse me?

Saint: I didn't mean boning Beau, I meant Asher. Relax. Beau doesn't do anything for me.

Ezra: Okay, okay, enough sex talk. I'm on a plane right now, and as much fun as it would be to join the mile high club, again, I'd rather focus on this.

Felix: Ezra, you dirty dog.

Ford: Please, he's the dirtiest.

Matthias: Is he?

Saint: Killian always struck me as being a filthy bastard.

Matthias: You're not wrong, Saint.

Noel: MY EYES

Ezra: Don't you dare leave this chat, Noel.

Leo: Um, hey, guess you need to start a chat that doesn't include me.

Ezra: Shit.

Matthias: Fuck.

Dean: Oops.

Blake: Surprise?

Saint: Uh-oh.

Maverick: Don't you dare tell Andy about this, Leo. Please, all I want to do is see him smile. He's had a rough day.

Unknown: How did I get added to this chat?

Seth: Really, Ezra? Who did you add this time?

Ezra: Why do I always get blamed? It wasn't me.

Leo: I added Parker. We're friends now. They deserve to be part of the chat, too.

Ezra: Yes! Boo, Parker, welcome to the WAGs.

Parker: Thanks? What even is this, anyway? Y'all are talking about sex. Not that I'm complaining.

Leo: We talk about other things, too. But sex is a big part of it.

Noel: It's like 99 percent sex talk in here.

Wyatt: The more the merrier.

Seth: Agreed, beautiful.

Saint: Outside of sex, this is the most fun you'll ever have.

Holt: I'm glad to see all I missed was some sex talk. Please don't ever change.