Another night.

Another boring blind date.

Another attempt by my family to meddle in my life.

The mission today:

Wine her.

Dine her.

And never see her again.

Except the woman who showed up was outrageously loud and over the top.

Nothing like the usual meek, prim ladies Im used to.

And when she moans over a piece of crab leg, my boner is a goner.

Even her burp is cute.

And then I discover shes not who she said she was.

Her mission:

Dine me.

Ruin the date.

And never see me again.

All as a favor for her best friend.

Well, she should never have said yes to that.

Because now I cant get her out of my mind…

And if it means me, the tech guy, will have to acquire a pudding company…

Just because she works in it… then thats what Ill have to do.

She can reject me all she wants,

But Im seriously determined to taste her… pudding.