Triple Threat Mens Chat

Wes: Did you take a deep breath?

Wes: As you walked through the doors…

Jay:

Wes: It's your first day …

Me: There's something seriously wrong with you.

Wes: I beg to differ.

Me: Then why are you paraphrasing T Swift song lyrics at six in the morning?

Wes: The fact you know it's a T Swizzle song tells me there is nothing wrong with me.

Me:

Wes: I heard about your first day. Not smooth.

Me: Jesus, Jay. You take an ad out in the paper?

Jay: My fiancée is quick with the gossip,

Me: Remind me to have a chat with her.

Wes: So what happened? I thought you liked this chick. She's the author from the event, right?

Me: That hot author is a ruse to hide the real woman underneath.

Wes: So she's still hot?

Me: Fuck yea, but I'm over it.

Jay: You're not going back?

Wes: He's going back.

Me: I'm not going back.

Jay: Don't be a pussy. Nina took great pleasure in signing you up.

Me: I bet she did.

Jay: Just finish it. How bad could it be?

Me: Famous last words.