Pervert Authors Group Chat
Me: I didn't know it was out there.
L: Fuchsia lube? We all showed it to you. Hell, I rubbed it all over my body!
Me: No! Love! Like, real love.
J: You had to kiss a frog to find your prince.
L: She just shouldn't have married that frog.
Me: No, I think I needed to do that so I'd know how good it really is to find the right love.
G: I'm glad the second time's a charm for you.
J: Sounds like a good title.
Me: Someone needs to write this book